Ask The Pop Project #1


ask the pop project

We decided to take time out of our busy schedule to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls since we had our last show back in April. We are bring back “Ask the Pop Project” and turning it into a “weekly” column here on the blog. Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

I’ve noticed recently that many of the major “player” in hollywood have leaked nude photos. When is a proper time for me to release my nude photos?

– Curious Star

Let’s get one thing straight before we answer this question: One doesn’t release nude photos of themselves, you say that they “leak” and deny that you sent them until you are blue in the face. But to answer your question, the proper time to leak your nudes is when your popularity is going down the toilet. This will boost your name in the news and will have people talking about you because everyone loves a good nude leak.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why doesn’t the anaconda not want none unless I got buns?

 – Hun

This is one of the age-old questions. You see the anaconda not wanting none unless you got buns is a metaphor for our society’s  dependency on foreign oil.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

When is fetch going to happen?

– Gretchen Weiners

Since I respect you and family, especially since your father is the inventor of toaster strudel, I’ll just be blunt here. FETCH WILL NEVER HAPPEN. If you are still trying to make it happen, then I would stop before you make a fool of yourself.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why is Victoria still in the Big Brother house?

– Bowriana Lovater

Like Victoria, this is a simple. She’s still in the game because she isn’t a threat. The fish are more of a threat and appear in the feeds more than she does.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Did Bruce Jenner become a woman yet?

– Jenner 

Bruce has been a women for years. Kris turned his manhood into a matching pair of earrings one year for an anniversary gift.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Is a Full House reboot really necessary?

– Family Matters Fan

Are YOU really necessary?

 

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