In case you missed it, or you decided to live under a rock and become a hermit, yesterday was the Super Bowl. It’s the one night a year where everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) gets together to watch the big game whether they love football or not. It’s also the one time a year we get a free concert sponsored by Satan’s soft drink of choice, Pepsi. This year, Katy Perry was the artist that was give the highly sought after show. After watching it, here is the review of Katy Perry’s halftime show.
The halftime show was like one big acid trip of a good time. Katy started the show out on a huge ass Lion singing “Roar” as she rode it through a sea of balls not touched by the New England Patriots because they looked full (expect jokes like this through out the entire review). After she belts out that we are going to hear her roar, it’s revealed that the full balls are covering a huge ass chess board with human chess piece just like at “Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.” Instead of trying to kill each other, they danced as Katy belted out “Dark Horse.” Next, our ears were given the gift that would literally blow our minds and eardrums A duet version of “I Kissed A Girl” with Lenny Kravitz straight out of District 13 and dancing and singing Sharks. That is right! Katy Perry taught Sharks how to grow legs, dance, and sing. She also got a big ole full set of balls behind her too, beach balls to be exact. She sang “California Gurls” with them before introducing the one that stole our hearts- Missy Elliot. Missy Elliot made us Lose Control and Get our Freak On (see what I did there?). Then, just when we thought it couldn’t be more awesome, Katy Perry freakin flew around the stadium singing “Firework.” The bitch flew! And man, it was pretty awesome.
The show itself was pretty much the greatest halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. It was amazing and pretty much topped Beyoncé’s halftime show a few years back (remember that time when she blew out the power in the stadium with her power?). It honestly blew my mind at how good the show was. I had low expectations for the show to begin with. I’m not really sure how anyone will top this next year…unless it’s Britney, bitch.
Here the halftime show for your viewing pleasure: