Are you serious?


RDA

Lock the doors, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels-it’s about to get real up in this bitch. Let’s have a Kiki! For those of you that have lived under a rock, a Kiki is a party, for calming all your nerves. We’re spilling tea, and dishing just desserts one may deserve. In this week’s Kiki, we will be dealing with a very serious topic.

The internet broke again when news broke that literally made my childhood self want to rage quit life. Are you sitting down for this?

Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants is not a Squid but rather, an Octopus! I know what you are thinking, WTF!?!?!  Does your life feel like a lie too?

It was revealed by Spongebob creator Stephen Hillenburg that his name is a lie and that the clarinet playing bitchy neighbor is an Octopus. Who does that? It’s like finding out that the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus is just your parents. They might as well have Ashton Kutcher in his trucker hat appear out of nowhere and say “You’ve just been Punk’d!”

Who does that? Like in all seriousness, who names a character after one creature, when it’s actually another. It’s like naming something Cat and it being a dog. It would be cute if it was like a 4-year-old but this is just one big FU.

At first, I thought that this was an early April Fools joke and then it appeared in more than one spot and I was like “Woah, this is serious!” Again, who does that?

To Stephen Hillenburg: You are a little bitch…a brilliant little bitch

That Kiki was Marvelous!!! Want to join in on the Kiki? Leave us a comment down below!

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