Pokemon Go Harmony

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Since everyone is out and about catching Pokemon, it’s time to start thinking about this from a realistic perspective. Let’s start a Pokemon go dating service. It makes perfect sense. Everyone one else is trying to capitalize on the success. I might as well join in.

Pokemon Go Harmony matches you up with people on your team based on the analyzation of your Pokemon. The closer matched your Pokemon are, the more compatible you will become. So if you both have a bunch of water Pokemon then you will be a match in water Pokemon heaven. Who needs to be match by hobbies and likes/dislikes? That’s so 2015.

Pokemon Go Harmony doesn’t discriminate between sexuality, ethnicity, because the majority of us are in our twenties catching Pokemon-who are we to really judge? To make sure we you guys are a perfect match, we will be using our Pokemon to attract you guys together (even if it is against your will). Pokemon Go Harmony has a 99.9% success rate to find the Jessie to your James, the attractive women to your Brock (because you are manwhore #nojudgement),or the Misty to your Ash (they were together).

Pokemon Go Harmony will be avalible in the summer of 2044. Gotta Catch The Love.

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