American’s favorite diplomat Lindsay Lohan is taking a break from saving the world-that still just don’t roll off the tongue-because she wants to return home to Disney. Lindsay doesn’t want to star in the reboot The Parent Trap, which isn’t a thing but it will be in a few years, she wants to be where the seaweed is always green. In case you didn’t know by that reference, Lindsay Lohan wants to star in the “The Little Mermaid” remake.
Lindsay announced over Instagram. Lindsay posted a photo of herself and Ariel in a side-by-side shot with the following:
“I will sing again, as #ariel #thelittlemermaid. @disney approve that #billcondon directs it along with my sister @alianamusic singing the theme song for the soundtrack. also @kgrahamsfb plays Ursula. Simply because, she is the best. take one. @disneystudios.”
She edited it because she probably realized how stupid that made her look.
Here’s where it gets a kind of sketch, besides the fact that Disney would let Lindsay’s sister sing the theme song-do they not want people to come see the movie?, Disney hasn’t released anything about the movie beside they are just in the early developmental stages of it. That was in May 2016. Does she not realize how long it would take to write and plan out a movie before they get it casted? They pictured the producers in August. There’s no one they have it planned out by now,even if they just use the original movie script. On top of that, they have way more movies to approve before that.
Now I’m not trying to say that Lindsay is…under the influence but sometimes I think that maybe she’s on something that might make you not think clearly. I should state here that this is all alledged. I don’t have proof and I’m jumping to conclusion that Lindsay may be indulging in things that cause you not to make good judgement. I’m very glad that she’s been on the right path, that post makes it seem like she’s hanging out with her old friend Krystal and Mary Jane. I’m very also glad that Lindsay wants to get back into the game, but she shouldn’t really make up roles that she got. Also, can you really see Lindsay as Ariel? Just because you’re a redhead doesn’t make you qualified to be Ariel. While it will help get you a step closer, it won’t get you the part-you have to audition for it.
While we are on the topic, let’s discuss Ali Lohan singing the theme song of The Little Mermaid. While I appreciate the fact that Ali took the time to create “Lohan Holiday,” she really should stop singing…..she’s better at-things-and should focus on those-things.
I cannot wait to see where this goes and I can already guess that it’s not the way Lindsay would want it to go. I also hope that she ditches Krystal and Mary Jane if she’s hanging out with them again. They weren’t the best influences on her….kind of like her mother.
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