Joe Jonas and the R-rated Camp Rock 3


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Joe Jonas was chatting with Marie Claire recently, because he has to get that teenage girl money, and brought up an idea for “Camp Rock 3” and needless to say, it was a very interesting pitch. For those you don’t know what “Camp Rock” was, you need to watch that shit because the first movie is a national treasure just like Cher and Betty white, it’s a movie about attractive teenagers attend a music camp. It’s was Disney during the High School Musical days…everything was about that soundtrack revenue. Joe stated that him, Demi Lovato, Nick, and Kevin Jonas would be down to do it if it made sense. That is when Joe’s imagination took over:

If it made sense, sure. For all of us—Demi, Nick, it would be funny to do a spin on it. Do the graduating days, make it kinda dark. An adult film. Well, not an adult film. An R-rated film. We’ve joked around about the idea a couple times.”

I would be totally down to see an R-rated Disney film. Especially if it was about what is pretty much a knock off version of “High School Musical.” Luckily for Disney, I have the perfect pitch in mind that will send the franchise into another direction.I give you “Camp 3: The Last Chord.”

Camp Rock 3: The Last Chord

The movie will pick up 10 years after “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam.” Camp Rock has burned to the ground after Camp Star burned it to the ground in an act of vengeance by Camp Star after “The Final Jam.” Mitchie Torres gave up on becoming a singer-songwriter and is now working as a stripper at Club Starr under the name of Sexxxy Grayy. She’s also struggling with an addiction to heroin with her girlfriend Tess Tyler, who’s now a struggling “street performer” named Kandy Kane. Nate Gray hasn’t been the same since a crippling injury left him unable to dance and sing. Shane Gray is trying to reopen “Camp Rock” in order to rebuild his career after a sex tape scandal with a fan ending in disaster. The only successful one is Jason Gray. He’s now a successful singer and touring worldwide. Shane tries to get the gang back together in order to raise Camp Rock from the ashes. But Ella Pador comes in to try to buy the land in order to turn it into a landfill for her rich husband’s factory. Will former relationship take shape or will the personal problems stop them from rockin’ out?

I’m sorry but that movie right there will sell out theaters everywhere. Disney, hit me up if you want more.

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