Listen up bitches, this just got a little bit interesting. When we last left the town with pep, all hell has broken loose thanks in part to the 2018 DILF of the year Hiram Lodge. Hiram is the only one pulling the strings anymore. I want to play a game.
Here’s the game and it’s a pretty easy one to follow. This game isn’t like that horrid game going around town right now. It’s just an easy game of bingo. Any time an event happens, just mark off one of the spaces. Easy enough, right? I’ll even give you the square about visiting Pop’s right off the bat. It’s not a trip to Riverdale without getting a burger from Pop’s right? Here’s the board and the time is now. Let’s turn the chaos into a fun time.
Now don’t you fret, this won’t be the last you hear from me today. Did you think you could have a party without Me? I’m always around when you least expect it. Remember, if you breathe it’s because I give you air.