In honor of the return of The Jonas Brothers, every Thursday in March will be dedicated to them as we walk down memory lane and review all four of their albums. Welcome to #JBTBT.
It’s the final Thursday in March and it’s time for our final #JBTBT. It’s been a long March and as a newly christened Jo Hoe, yep I lost my Jonas Brother purity ring, I’m frankly glad that it’s over because this has been an enjoyable experience but it’s exhausting. Extremely exhausting. So let’s deep dive into final Jonas Brother album before their breakup back in 2013.
For the other #JBTBT Reviews:
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“Lines, Vines, and Trying Times” is their fourth album overall and the last album under the tyranny of Disney’s Hollywood Records. It was released in June 2009, less than a year since the release of “A Little Bit Longer.” Produced by the same guy that did the last two, the album was a little bit more mature than the albums that we previously received from them. It’s just too bad that this album got all most the same amount of mixed reviews as the Joe Jonas’s solo album “Fastlife,” or as I call it “I just got laid so here’s an album to signal that I’m a ‘love slayer’ in bed.
The album itself isn’t as bad as “It’s About Time.” While Nick’s vocals don’t change from the beginning of the album to the end, you can tell that they were burnt out. Between touring, their slightly successful TV shows and movies, these boys were tired af and the mouse probably wanted to capitalize on their fame. It really shows on the album. There’s a collective overall theme but it’s not as strong as the last two albums.
The biggest issue with this album is production. Some songs are just overproduced, some songs are produced weird. Like there’s one song where they added clapping in the chorus but it’s on the offbeat and not where you would normally have it. They also had a kink for horns of this album There’s also the mixture of genres in the album. This was definitely their album where they tried to play with their sound. This album was less rock and more pop rock.
“Before the Storm” is easily the highlight of the album. It’s featuring Miley Cyrus and it’s just her and Nick the entire song. It’s a Niley romantic ballad that is literally everything. I’m not going to talk about “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime.” That’s another conversation in itself. The songs are bad on the album, there’s some better than others. Like 40% on the album is meh songs. “Don’t Speak,” “Paranoid,” “Fly to Me,” and “Black Keys” aren’t bad songs either. They just don’t have that wow factor like their past works. The lyrics are actually less wordy than their previous work. I’m here for the less wordy lyrics. They are still profound and good lyrics.
I do recommend listing to the album because it’s still an enjoyable experience. It’s just not as good as what we have gotten from them in the past. “A Little Bit Longer” is the best album in the entire discography, so far. But this is definitely in the top three.
Rating: 3 out of 5
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