Still nursing that pop culture hangover from last nights “The Pop Project: with Steven Kaufman”? Don’t fret, because I know what exactly you need a good old fashion Kiki! For those of you that have lived under a rock, a Kiki is a party, for calming all your nerves. We’re spilling tea, and dishing just desserts one may deserve. So lock the doors, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels-it’s about to get real up in here. Let’s have a Kiki!
Taylor Swift is a serial dater and here is why: think of the last time Taylor Swift has been single for more than a few months. I’ll let you ponder that for a moment. Ready? Taylor Swift hasn’t been single forever a full calendar year since she busted onto the music scene. She has dated the likes of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Lautner, Connor Kennedy (SHE DATED A FREAKING KENNEDY!?! THAT FREAKING AMERICAN ROYALTY!!) and One Direction’s Harry Styles. She even had John Mayer telling her that her body is wonderland. The girl has seriously case of what I’m now calling “The Swift Syndrome”. What is “The Swift Syndrome” you ask? Well it’s when you date a lot of guys and then when they don’t end up being who you thought they were so you break up with them and you go a write a multi-platinum song about them.
T-Swizzle has the right idea about dating because instead of trying to find a soul mate, just try to find someone to make you angry so you can make a lot of money by writing hit songs about them. Her way sounds better than actually trying to have a connection with someone because that totally sounds like a massive waste of time!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of Miss Swift but the “oh I’m the innocent little girl who always seems to getting my lil’ heartbroken” act is kind of not working anymore. It starting to show that Tay-Tay is getting her heart-broken for a reason and it seems to be about her fault. After the Harry Styles incident, also known as “Haylorgate”, she is starting to look like she might be a little cra-cra. It is going to be hard for her to actually find a man to date, if that’s what she actually calls it. No one wants to date an overly jealous person that will write a song about you every time they are mad at you and release it publicly for the world to know how much of a
douche bag Biebs bag you really are. That’s just asking for trouble.
Moral of this Kiki: Taylor Swift needs to stop dating everyone and their father because she’s just not helping her image. Taylor, if you need help, I have Dr. Drew on speed dial and if he can help a bunch of sex addicts and the Teen Moms, he can definitely help someone who is a serial dater.
Steven Skyler has been around since he burst onto our television as one of the few unnamed warblers that sway and danced behind Darren Criss on the Fox’s hit television show “Glee” in 2010. Then he started to save the world as Gold Samurai Ranger on “Power Ranger: Samurai” and “Power Ranger: Super Samurai”. Now he started a band and is singing his way into America’s heart. His band, Secret Sky, recently released their first single entitled “The Secret” and let me tell you-Oh.My.Godness. This song is a tad predictable with its progressions but it’s definitely an extremely good song. It’s one of those songs that you just can’t help but listen to it on repeat. I purchased it on iTunes and I’ve basically been listening to it for the past 15 minutes on a loop. The lyrics are really well done as well. It’s not like any of the songs that we heard lately lyrically. The words Skyler are big and meaningful-which I like. It’s listed on iTunes as in Alternative genre but I feel like it’s more of the Pop Rock, Rock genre. The song is good if you are looking to set a romantic atmosphere or just want to relax.
Steven Skyler and his band, Secret Sky, get 4/4 Rachel Berry gold stars! FOUR FOR YOU GLENN COCO! YOU GO GLENN COCO!!!
Purchase the song on iTunes
Dear Mr. Bieber,
Hello there, I hope all is well with your “swaggy” and such. I know that you are an avid listener to us and our creditable sham of a radio show (yes, we are still a sham but just a creditable sham now) and I would first like to thank you for listening and for your support. Now, let’s get down to the point of this letter. I’m writing you this letter because I heard from a little birdie *cough*internet*cough* that you thought that Instagram were going to allegedly going to sell your photos and make a profit off of them.
Who would want to pay money for this when you can find it for free??
When I found this out, I began laugh hysterically because it seemed like you really thought that your photos were really going to get them . I’ll keep it real with you Biebs, some of your photos are just photos of you shirtless. Seriously child, shirtless photos of you are easy to get like it is easy to get photos of Miley Cyrus’s side boob and Miley Cyrus in general. Besides the shirtless photos, your photos is of your food and not really interesting things that you do. I know what you are thinking, if you don’t like what I post then why are following me on there. I’m following because I find it interesting how the different way you make yourself look like a total and complete douchebag, or what I like to call a Biebsbag (congrats, you have a pop project phase named after you!) I will admit that I like the stuff you do for your fans but since you got ditched by Selena Gomez, you’ve just look like a HUGE
d ouche Biebsbag. Well I better let you get back to whatever the hell you doing so I’ll bid you a farewell for now.
Again, thank you for support!
Steven Kaufman and The Pop Project Crew (yes, we are a creditable sham with a crew!)
P.S. Thank you for also giving us so much to talk about in 2012 and I hope you will give us more to talk about in 2013!
In light of the tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary School on Friday, radio stations have pulled the plug on Ke$ha’s first single “Die Young” because of the chorus saying “Let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young”. While Ke$ha is totally supportive of this and even published this statement on here official website:
After such a tragic event I was feeling a lot of emotion and sadness when I said I was forced to sing some of the lyrics to Die Young. Forced is not the right word. I did have some concerns about the phrase “die young” in the chorus when we were writing the lyrics especially because so many of my fans are young and that’s one reason why I wrote so many versions of this song. But the point of the song is the importance of living every day to the fullest and staying young at heart, and these are things I truly believe.
As stated in the E! Online story about this, most station reps have stopped playing the song because it would be in bad taste to play the song. Especially since most people would just hear Die Young and not the message that the song is trying to covey.
While this is for the most part true, people have to realize that just basing the message of a song by just the title of a song or just a few words of a song. If you are going to make judgements on something like that, listen the entire song or look up the lyrics. I agree that it would seem like it would be in bad taste, but it might do the public some good to listen to a nice dance song that could remind people that no one knows what is going to happen tomorrow.