Ask The Pop Project #7: Mario is jobless and Demi’s new music

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You’ve got questions, I’ve got answers

It’s been a while but I decided to take time out of my busy schedule (I know what you are thinking) to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls. Welcome to the latest edition of “Ask the Pop Project.” Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why isn’t Mario a Plumber anymore?

– Princess Peach

Sometimes people lose their jobs. He probably lost it because he’s too busy saving your helpless ass all the damn time. He can’t clean any pipes or unclog them if he’s running around the damn world trying to stop Bowser from doing who knows what to you. Geez, Peach, are you that dense? It’s bad enough that you refuse to marry him for no reason. I have a theory that you are actually cheating on him with Bowser. If you weren’t, then you would have married him by now. But he lost his job because he couldn’t go to work when he was saving your ass. You really need to attend some self-defense classes there Peachy. Oh, here’s some other unanswered questions for you.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why does this season of Big Brother suck?

 – Concerned houseguest

I discuss the majority of this in my Big Brother series “Big Brother Breakdown.” This season sucks because it was a group of people following one person blinding and not thinking for themselves. Anyone who thought outside the groupthink was quickly eliminated or shunned from the group. It was really slightly fun watching them eat each other alive. It was also fun to watch the looks on their face when it finally hit that they were all being played. I cannot wait for this season to be over and Big Brother Canada to start. It’s SO good.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

When do you plan on covering award show fashions?

– Fashion forward person

Since my fashion blogger hat is still not hung up, I thought about covering it because some of these celebrities don’t have good fashion choices. Like, who told them that it was a good idea to wear some of the stuff they do? I’m not like a fashionable person but it doesn’t take an idiot to go “that looks horrible.”

 


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What are your overall thoughts on Demi Lovato’s new music?

– LovaticLover1992

I’m okay with Demi Lovato’s new music. While Demi Lovato pre-Skyscraper is my favorite, her new music really fits her voice better than anything else she has done. I wish it was less depressing and more happy and upbeat. Oh, and “Sorry Not Sorry” could have been better. It’s decently good, but it’s weak when you put it up against the likes of “Cool for the Summer,” and “Remember December.”


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

How come you don’t do an “Ask the Pop Project” more?

– Questioning Fan

Because I forget that it’s a thing.

 

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Ask The Pop Project #6: Life Size 2, Demi Lovato, and Britney/Justin sex tape

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I decided to take time out of my busy schedule (I know what you are thinking) to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls. Welcome to the latest edition of “Ask the Pop Project.” Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

There’s going to be a Life Size 2 with Tyra. Do you think the movie will be any good?

– Concerned fan

I’m really hoping that the movie will be as good the first one. I would like a gritty reboot where Tyra is in Lindsay’s old toy box in her attic. Tyra comes back to life in order to help her turn her life around. Pretty much take Oprah’s series where she helps LiLo turn her life around, and just switch out Tyra for Oprah. I also want her to smile with her eyes because I feel like everyone, including knock-off Barbie dolls, needs to smile with your eyes. Yes, Tyra plays a knock-off Barbie. I said it


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why do you think that Disney hates you?

 – Someone who knows the mouse

You see when you post and talk about Disney being a pimp and how they whore their stars out for all the money they are worth, you burn bridges fast. I’m pretty sure I’ll be kicked off of Disney property as soon as I enter it. I’m proud to say that someone on a board that reads “DO NOT LET IN/HIRE,” my face is right next to Demi Lovato’s forever. Fun Fact: Demi Lovato told one of my friends that she smelled good. It’s a small world after all.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Did President Trump find out anything about the Britney and Justin sex tape?

– Concerned and curious person

For those that don’t know, I sent the following tweet to President Trump:

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I’ve yet to receive a response but I’m taking that he’s still looking, I think he realized how important this is to state of the world. He’s a very “busy” man. When he’s golfing, I believe he’s doing hardcore research on whether the tape is in some holes. I also have people that say his wife and family is also


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What do you like to use: Apple Music or Spotify

– Music lover

 

I’ll be doing an article on this eventually but I really like Apple Music. I have Apple devices and it’s nice to have all my music saved on the cloud. It also lets me add new music to my library without having to spend money to purchase it. I personally like Apple Music just because it makes my life easier and I love anything that makes my life easier.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Have you felt like a paper bag? Drifting through the wind, trying to start again

– Concerned Katy Perry

No, because I’m a human being. While I get and like the symbolism, it was just too much Katy. You’re song would have still been good without that line.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why do you hate me?

– Beyoncé is the true queen

I don’t hate anyone but rather, I have a strong dislike for certain people. I would create a list but that would make it common knowledge. I like to leave people in suspense.

 

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Ask The Pop Project #5

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I decided to take time out of my busy schedule (I know what you are thinking) to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls. Welcome to the latest edition of “Ask the Pop Project.” Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What is Lindsay thinking? Also, I really do think we need to have a Parent’s Trap 2

– Disney Channel

I think that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t full get social media. She wasn’t “there” when it got big. She was too busy hanging out with Mary Jane and Krystal. It’s kind of like culture shock. I noticed that she tends to edit the stuff she post like she regrets it or someone tells her “Lindsay, I like what you are doing there but maybe you should change it.” Also, I think we should get Donald Trump to meet with her and film it. We could turn into a reality television show. I’m thinking “2 redheads and a country” or “The LiLo and the Trump.”


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why did you give Britney Ever After a horrible review? I feel like it was one-sided

 – Lifetime

Oh Lifetime. Like I said in my review, I give you credit for taking the time to make something. But let’s be real-it was a horrible movie. You’re movie was a one-sided shit show that just made up things and made a mockery of Britney Spears’ life. But the movie might have been better if I was drunk…or high-or not watching it. Overall, you shouldn’t make movies. Literally, please don’t.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Did Britney and Justin really have a sex tape?

– Concerned and curious person

I don’t know actually. I tweeted the President and asked him to research it because he can have the Russians hack and find out. This question is of national importance. We need to know in order to cope. Oh, here’s the tweet:

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I’ll keep you posted if I find out an answer.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Favorite music right now? 

– Music lover

I have the music taste of a 12-year-old girl. I’m currently listening to Britney Spears. I was on a Ariana Grande kick for before. It’s not really that interesting. Here’s one of my favorites. It’s dedicated to Lifetime:


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What’s the point of this blog?

– Concerned blogger

Pop Culture is defined as “entirety of ideas, perspectives, attitudes, images, and other phenomena that are within the mainstream of a given culture, especially Western culture of the early to mid 20th century and the emerging global mainstream of the late 20th and early 21st century. The blog covers pop culture and pretty much anything can be tied into pop culture. That’s why it seems like this is a random blog, mainly because it is.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

When are you going to update Britney Spears vs Beyoncé?

– Beyoncé is the true queen

I plan out it soon but it’s just it takes a long ass time. Especially when a dumbass doesn’t save all the original files and has to make them from scratch. It’s not like NSYNC vs BSB and it doesn’t get updated at all. But don’t worry, It will be updated soon.

 

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Ask The Pop Project #4

 

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I decided to take time out of my busy schedule (I know what you are thinking) to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls. I’m bring back “Ask the Pop Project.” Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What’s up with Trump? 

– Concerned Citizen

Great question! There’s nothing wrong with Trump…at least in his and his cabinet’s mind. I fully believe that he thinks that he’s doing nothing wrong. I think he needs to look at what he is signing and actually being president and less on tweeting. This is all that I’m going to go into because I’m trying to not go political…too much.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What’s a dick bicycle? I hear Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj singing about it. 

 – Concerned Fan

A “Dick Bicycle” is a metaphor. Not sure what it’s a metaphor of, but it is a metaphor for something. I think it’s better that we don’t know what it’s a metaphor for. Just that it’s a metaphor for something.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What’s Beyonce going to name the twins

– The BeyHive

Since Holy Trinity is going to be born son, I’ve named her children Serenity and Serendipity. I feel like those goes perfect with Blue Ivy. But I’m totally expecting something like Blue Ivy to be the actual name of her children. And you can bet that I’ll be making comment on like so.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What’s the point of this post?

– Questioning why I’m reading this

The point of this is that I’m on a 29 day posting streak and something is better than nothing. I’m sorry if this is your first post, but I swear I post better things. On the left side of the screen, there’s a list of popular post. Feel free to read one of those. Backstreet vs NSYNC is my reigning top post since 2013.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

You’re blog is horrible, none of it makes any sense. My question though is Where’s the love?

– Hates you but still loves you

That is a very deep question. The love is hidden right now but it’s still there. I’m very sorry that you think this blog is horrible and it doesn’t make any sense. Pop Culture is the main topic of the block and it’s a very broad topic that covers so much of the world. Feel free to keep reading it and tell your friends 🙂


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What flavor is the green candy hearts?

– Conversation hearts lover

According to the bag that I’m literally eating right now, it’s lemon. I know what you’re thinking and I agree. Why is Lemon green? I don’t know but I’m rather curious. I understand it can’t be yellow due to Banana, which is the best, being yellow but it doesn’t make any sense. I’ll have to get back to you.

 

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