Ask The Pop Project #3

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We decided to take time out of our busy schedule to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls since we had our last show back in April 2014. We are bring back “Ask the Pop Project” and turning it into a “weekly” column here on the blog. Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What are you going to do with all that junk inside your trunk?

– Will.i.am

Let me know when you would like to pick up what’s left of your career. Your career has been locked up in my trunk since the Black Eyed Peas put out “Monkey Business.”


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What does the fox say?

 – Cows 

“Awww Man” if they are Swiper the fox.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Did you survive Snowmageddon?

– Mother Nature

When did it happen? I must have missed it.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

When will this become a serious advice column? 

– Bailey Miller

This is a serious advice column!


 

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Ask The Pop Project #2

ask the pop project

We decided to take time out of our busy schedule to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls since we had our last show back in April. We are bring back “Ask the Pop Project” and turning it into a “weekly” column here on the blog. Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Where in the world is Carman SanDiego?

– Waldo

She’s in prison for smuggling and selling drugs. She was on the run so much because she was had drug deals going on around the world. I believe she is currently in Litchfield Prison and going by Alex, to protect her true identity.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Whatever happens to Robot Jones

 – Siri

Y2K caught up with him.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?

– Secret Admirer 

Not celebrating Valentine’s Day because it’s a pointless holiday created by the Greeting Card industry to launder money out of people because they didn’t get enough money from the holidays that occurred a month or so before hand. Got to love Capitalism…and being single.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Who let the dogs out?

– Baha Men

The owners of the dogs because leaving them in the house all day is rude and cruel.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Did you ever find Penelope?

– Kardashianite

Penelope was with Rob the entire time….until he left her at Del Taco.

 

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Ask The Pop Project #1

ask the pop project

We decided to take time out of our busy schedule to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls since we had our last show back in April. We are bring back “Ask the Pop Project” and turning it into a “weekly” column here on the blog. Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

I’ve noticed recently that many of the major “player” in hollywood have leaked nude photos. When is a proper time for me to release my nude photos?

– Curious Star

Let’s get one thing straight before we answer this question: One doesn’t release nude photos of themselves, you say that they “leak” and deny that you sent them until you are blue in the face. But to answer your question, the proper time to leak your nudes is when your popularity is going down the toilet. This will boost your name in the news and will have people talking about you because everyone loves a good nude leak.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why doesn’t the anaconda not want none unless I got buns?

 – Hun

This is one of the age-old questions. You see the anaconda not wanting none unless you got buns is a metaphor for our society’s  dependency on foreign oil.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

When is fetch going to happen?

– Gretchen Weiners

Since I respect you and family, especially since your father is the inventor of toaster strudel, I’ll just be blunt here. FETCH WILL NEVER HAPPEN. If you are still trying to make it happen, then I would stop before you make a fool of yourself.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why is Victoria still in the Big Brother house?

– Bowriana Lovater

Like Victoria, this is a simple. She’s still in the game because she isn’t a threat. The fish are more of a threat and appear in the feeds more than she does.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Did Bruce Jenner become a woman yet?

– Jenner 

Bruce has been a women for years. Kris turned his manhood into a matching pair of earrings one year for an anniversary gift.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Is a Full House reboot really necessary?

– Family Matters Fan

Are YOU really necessary?

 

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