#JBTBT comes to an end with ‘Lines, Vines, and Trying Times’

In honor of the return of The Jonas Brothers, every Thursday in March will be dedicated to them as we walk down memory lane and review all four of their albums. Welcome to #JBTBT.

It’s the final Thursday in March and it’s time for our final #JBTBT. It’s been a long March and as a newly christened Jo Hoe, yep I lost my Jonas Brother purity ring, I’m frankly glad that it’s over because this has been an enjoyable experience but it’s exhausting. Extremely exhausting. So let’s deep dive into final Jonas Brother album before their breakup back in 2013.

Jo Hoe’s when “Lines, Vines, and Trying Times” came out.

For the other #JBTBT Reviews:

|”It’s About Time“|”Jonas Brother“|”A Little Bit Longer“|

With every strike of lightening, comes a memory that lasts

“Lines, Vines, and Trying Times” is their fourth album overall and the last album under the tyranny of Disney’s Hollywood Records. It was released in June 2009, less than a year since the release of “A Little Bit Longer.” Produced by the same guy that did the last two, the album was a little bit more mature than the albums that we previously received from them. It’s just too bad that this album got all most the same amount of mixed reviews as the Joe Jonas’s solo album “Fastlife,” or as I call it “I just got laid so here’s an album to signal that I’m a ‘love slayer’ in bed.

The album itself isn’t as bad as “It’s About Time.” While Nick’s vocals don’t change from the beginning of the album to the end, you can tell that they were burnt out. Between touring, their slightly successful TV shows and movies, these boys were tired af and the mouse probably wanted to capitalize on their fame. It really shows on the album. There’s a collective overall theme but it’s not as strong as the last two albums.

The biggest issue with this album is production. Some songs are just overproduced, some songs are produced weird. Like there’s one song where they added clapping in the chorus but it’s on the offbeat and not where you would normally have it. They also had a kink for horns of this album There’s also the mixture of genres in the album. This was definitely their album where they tried to play with their sound. This album was less rock and more pop rock.

“Before the Storm” is easily the highlight of the album. It’s featuring Miley Cyrus and it’s just her and Nick the entire song. It’s a Niley romantic ballad that is literally everything. I’m not going to talk about “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime.” That’s another conversation in itself. The songs are bad on the album, there’s some better than others. Like 40% on the album is meh songs. “Don’t Speak,” “Paranoid,” “Fly to Me,” and “Black Keys” aren’t bad songs either. They just don’t have that wow factor like their past works. The lyrics are actually less wordy than their previous work. I’m here for the less wordy lyrics. They are still profound and good lyrics.

I do recommend listing to the album because it’s still an enjoyable experience. It’s just not as good as what we have gotten from them in the past. “A Little Bit Longer” is the best album in the entire discography, so far. But this is definitely in the top three.

Rating: 3 out of 5

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Jonas Brothers wow fans with their third album ‘A Little Bit Longer’

In honor of the return of The Jonas Brothers, every Thursday in March will be dedicated to them as we walk down memory lane and review all four of their albums. Welcome to #JBTBT.

This album is probably the one that I’m looking forward out of all of their discography. Today, we will talk and reminisce about “A Little Bit Longer.” It’s the holy grail for a Jo Hoe. I’m really hoping that they didn’t just talk this album up and it actually sucks. That’s what usually happens 99% of the time.

All the Jo Hoes went they broke up

For the other #JBTBT reviews: |It’s About Time|Jonas Brothers|

“A Little Bit Longer” was the third album from the brothers Jonas. It was the second overall album released under the Hollywood Records prison umbrella. It was released in the summer of 2008, post-“Camp Rock” release. Fun fact: the album is named after the song Nick Jonas wrote about being type 1 diabetes. Frankly, he made it seems like he was dying. I mean diabetes is serious but it’s just not as serious as cancer. C’mon dude, you probably sent thousands of teenage girls into the hospital with heart attacks.

The album itself takes what was good about their second album “Jonas Brothers” and makes it better. There is are no repeat songs on it like and all 12 main tracks are original. The rock feel continues onto it. It’s definitely more rock here than what we got in past two. It also fits well with the album they were producing at the time. You might have heard of it. Demi Lovato’s debut album “Don’t Forget.” Yeah, they produced an album before they had full fledge sex.

The album still has the Jonas’ wordy lyrics and frankly, it’s more present in this album than in the other one. It was to the point for the lyrics overpowered some of the song itself. Like with the song “A Little Bit Longer.” It’s a very pretty song about Nick’s diagnosis but it’s just kind of wordy. I really just want to go “Dudes, you’re famous. You don’t need words to get into their pants.” Then I remember they were waiting for the right girl and that maybe they thought using a thesaurus was foreplay.

One thing I didn’t really bring up in the last review was their vocals and the little things they added on top of the vocals. So the Jonas Brothers vocals are rather good. But they like to add little something extra to their vocals. It’s nothing bad but it’s kind of like “What was that for?” They add like a moan or a growl to their vocals. It’s in the chorus of “Tonight.” It doesn’t ruin the song but it can’t be good for their vocals. Maybe that was Nick’s way of getting his voice to say in one pitch or they were just practicing with their thesaurus and purity rings. It just something that’s synonymous with the Jo Bros.

Verdict

“A Little Bit Longer” is the best album in their discography. It’s a strong album that doesn’t really have a bad song. Some are stronger than others but it’s an enjoyable experience. There were some production things that made me turn my head. Not in a bad way but more in a “that’s a strange thing to do.” It does suffer from wordy lyrics and honest “A Little Bit Longer” the song is just too dramatic of a song for something like Diabetes. It’s a good song but c’mon.

Rating: 4.5 out of 5

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The Jonas Brothers get with Disney for the second album ‘Jonas Brothers’

In honor of the return of The Jonas Brothers, every Thursday in March will be dedicated to them as we walk down memory lane and review all four of their albums. Welcome to #JBTBT.

Last week, I listened to their first album. That was an underrated dumpster fire of a hot mess. I didn’t hate it, but I was more or less just frustrated that someone thought it was a good idea to release it the way they did. Like, why release something that perfectly captures Nick Jonas going through puberty. Hopefully, their second album is way better. Spoiler: it is.

Click here to read the review for their first album “It’s About Time”

Dreams can’t take the place of loving you

“Jonas Brothers” was the second album released by the band of brothers in the summer of 2007. It was their first album in what I like to call the “Disney Darling” era of their career. This was when they were shown on anything revolving the Disney Channel. This is their first album on Disney’s Hollywood Records. Name sounds familiar? That’s because it was the OG label for Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and Miley Cyrus. Pretty much anyone was big with Disney is on it for their own music career. There was only one song that was re-released from their first album on their second album and that was their cover of “Year 3000” from Busted.

This album was so much better than their first album. It honestly was like night and day listening to this album compared to “It’s About Time.” This album felt like a complete experience. It didn’t seem rushed nor did it feel like something that wasn’t true to them. This album felt like something they were proud to put out. You can tell they had a little more say in the album. Another welcome changed that Hollywood Records actually cared. Yep, that was a drag.

It’s hard to look brooding when your hair is covering those smoldering eyes

This album continues on with the rock theme but has less of a punk-pop feel to it and more of a power pop feel to the album. It sounds like 5 Seconds of Summer’s first album. That’s the kind of rock that is it and I really liked it. I wish they still had more punk-pop aspects to it because while “It’s About Time” didn’t sound like them, the punk-pop really fit their vocals so well. They will kind of lose this sound as the years go on and they mature.

There are no really bad songs on the album. The progression of the songs works but some songs are just better than others. My majority complaint with the writing in the songs. Some of the writing is just too wordy and doesn’t sound relatable. I mean, as a full-fledged adult, I get it the lyrics and they are rather deep but they sound like they sit down with a thesaurus to write some of these songs. I bet the girls that listened to the brothers felt very profound with these deep lyrics. It honestly reminded me of that poet that tried to get into the girls pants with words.

Verdict

“Jonas Brothers” is the debut album we all deserved to begin with. It’s a well crafted pop-rock album that will give you bop after bop. The lyrics are some too wordy at times and doesn’t really sound relatable. It’s a very good album. Well produced and enjoyable album. I enjoyed listening to this album. I’m not going to list what songs are the my favorites because I generally liked all the song on there.

Rating: 4 out of 5

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Relive The Jonas Brothers’ first album ‘It’s About Time’

In honor of the return of The Jonas Brothers, every Thursday in March will be dedicated to them as we walk down memory lane and review all four of their albums. Welcome to #JBTBT.

I have never been a Jonas Brother fan, a Jo hoe as stated in the Urban Dictionary. I liked their solo music more than their actual group music. I’ve actually poked jokes at them. So I thought I would break and confuse my post scheduling with reviewing all of their albums every Thursday in March. I can’t promise that I won’t poke fun at them because this was at their peak awkward/weirdness. I’m not wearing a joke purity ring either. Without further ado, let’s get into their first album “It’s About Time.” The only time that we will speak about this trainwreck of an album.

Click Here for the review of their comeback single “Sucker”

We’ve been to the Year 3000

“It’s About Time” was released in August 8th, 2006. It was originally released on Columbia Records through their imprint called Daylight Records. In English, that means it was a division of them. Not surprisingly, that division of it is no longer there. It’s really no shocked after listening to this album.

There’s no clear musical direction with this album. It came across like they really just threw tracks together. You go from songs like “Mandy,” to a Christian rock song called “Time for Me to Fly” just randomly on it. Like, there doesn’t need to really tell a story but at least have some sort of cohesiveness. The placement of the songs are okay but doesn’t make the feel of the album as a complete album.

There also is more of a rock vibe to the album than what we got in the future albums. It was like they were trying to capitalize on the rock trend in music at the time. I honestly thought that it fit them well. They always have had a little bit of a rock edge to them but it’s definitely apparent in this album. This definitely felt had that rock kick to it. Rock n Roll fits the Jonas Brothers so well.

Lets a moment to have a real talk about this album. This album is a hot mess. Halfway through the album, Nick Jonas goes through puberty and his high pitched to a lower pitch. One would think they would just record the songs that had him pre-puberty but they didn’t. They just left the songs on the album which makes it sound weird. Like “Time for me to Fly” is Nick’s vocals being high then it goes to “Year 3000,” which has Nick’s vocals being lower and closer to what they are now. Like, who thought this was a good idea? Did they just not care and wanted the Jonases to fail?

Oh, because of this, I created a new game. So you put on an older Nick Jonas song and play it as you stare at a hot picture of him now. You can’t help but smile because 1) It’s Nick Jonas, duh and 2) It’s kind of funny to think about how far he has come vocally and physically. Be nice to the awkward kids. They will end up being attractive hunks. Who would have thought that Nick Jonas would have been the super hot one? Not me. My money was on Joe.

Verdict

“It’s About Time” is an underrated album that really should have been than what was it was. The album suffers from poor production, execution, and concept. It suffers from it because there was none. it’s You could tell how little Columbia cared about this album. It was really for the best that they moved on to Hollywood Records. They got screwed on this album. It’s no wonder all Jo Hoes look past this album. I do recommend this album for “Year 3000,” “6 Minutes,” “Please Be Mine,” and “Mandy.” Those are the standouts. Everything is still good but those four are the best.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5

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