Ask The Pop Project #4

 

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I decided to take time out of my busy schedule (I know what you are thinking) to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls. I’m bring back “Ask the Pop Project.” Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What’s up with Trump? 

– Concerned Citizen

Great question! There’s nothing wrong with Trump…at least in his and his cabinet’s mind. I fully believe that he thinks that he’s doing nothing wrong. I think he needs to look at what he is signing and actually being president and less on tweeting. This is all that I’m going to go into because I’m trying to not go political…too much.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What’s a dick bicycle? I hear Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj singing about it. 

 – Concerned Fan

A “Dick Bicycle” is a metaphor. Not sure what it’s a metaphor of, but it is a metaphor for something. I think it’s better that we don’t know what it’s a metaphor for. Just that it’s a metaphor for something.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What’s Beyonce going to name the twins

– The BeyHive

Since Holy Trinity is going to be born son, I’ve named her children Serenity and Serendipity. I feel like those goes perfect with Blue Ivy. But I’m totally expecting something like Blue Ivy to be the actual name of her children. And you can bet that I’ll be making comment on like so.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What’s the point of this post?

– Questioning why I’m reading this

The point of this is that I’m on a 29 day posting streak and something is better than nothing. I’m sorry if this is your first post, but I swear I post better things. On the left side of the screen, there’s a list of popular post. Feel free to read one of those. Backstreet vs NSYNC is my reigning top post since 2013.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

You’re blog is horrible, none of it makes any sense. My question though is Where’s the love?

– Hates you but still loves you

That is a very deep question. The love is hidden right now but it’s still there. I’m very sorry that you think this blog is horrible and it doesn’t make any sense. Pop Culture is the main topic of the block and it’s a very broad topic that covers so much of the world. Feel free to keep reading it and tell your friends 🙂


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What flavor is the green candy hearts?

– Conversation hearts lover

According to the bag that I’m literally eating right now, it’s lemon. I know what you’re thinking and I agree. Why is Lemon green? I don’t know but I’m rather curious. I understand it can’t be yellow due to Banana, which is the best, being yellow but it doesn’t make any sense. I’ll have to get back to you.

 

Have a question you want answered? Just want to let us that we are better than this? Leave it in a comment below or tweet @Steven_Kaufman using #PopProject

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Ask The Pop Project #3

ask the pop project

We decided to take time out of our busy schedule to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls since we had our last show back in April 2014. We are bring back “Ask the Pop Project” and turning it into a “weekly” column here on the blog. Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What are you going to do with all that junk inside your trunk?

– Will.i.am

Let me know when you would like to pick up what’s left of your career. Your career has been locked up in my trunk since the Black Eyed Peas put out “Monkey Business.”


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

What does the fox say?

 – Cows 

“Awww Man” if they are Swiper the fox.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Did you survive Snowmageddon?

– Mother Nature

When did it happen? I must have missed it.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

When will this become a serious advice column? 

– Bailey Miller

This is a serious advice column!


 

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Ask The Pop Project #1

ask the pop project

We decided to take time out of our busy schedule to answer some of your questions that were eating away at your souls since we had our last show back in April. We are bring back “Ask the Pop Project” and turning it into a “weekly” column here on the blog. Let’s get started with some of your questions.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

I’ve noticed recently that many of the major “player” in hollywood have leaked nude photos. When is a proper time for me to release my nude photos?

– Curious Star

Let’s get one thing straight before we answer this question: One doesn’t release nude photos of themselves, you say that they “leak” and deny that you sent them until you are blue in the face. But to answer your question, the proper time to leak your nudes is when your popularity is going down the toilet. This will boost your name in the news and will have people talking about you because everyone loves a good nude leak.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why doesn’t the anaconda not want none unless I got buns?

 – Hun

This is one of the age-old questions. You see the anaconda not wanting none unless you got buns is a metaphor for our society’s  dependency on foreign oil.


Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

When is fetch going to happen?

– Gretchen Weiners

Since I respect you and family, especially since your father is the inventor of toaster strudel, I’ll just be blunt here. FETCH WILL NEVER HAPPEN. If you are still trying to make it happen, then I would stop before you make a fool of yourself.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Why is Victoria still in the Big Brother house?

– Bowriana Lovater

Like Victoria, this is a simple. She’s still in the game because she isn’t a threat. The fish are more of a threat and appear in the feeds more than she does.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Did Bruce Jenner become a woman yet?

– Jenner 

Bruce has been a women for years. Kris turned his manhood into a matching pair of earrings one year for an anniversary gift.


 

Dear Pop Project (Thaaaaatttt’s usssss!),

Is a Full House reboot really necessary?

– Family Matters Fan

Are YOU really necessary?

 

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