Big Brother 19: Week 10 Breakdown

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It’s a double eviction week and Paul is still there..sigh

It’s time for another Big Brother Breakdown as it was double eviction week and only two weeks left in the game. THANK GOD! I’m just over this entire season. Tonight, there were plenty of blindsides that actually made this episode slightly tolerable. But then it became less tolerable because this is still the house that Paul

I now understand why Cody left. They are horrible. 

Probably should just hand Paul the money all ready

At the end of the night, Paul made it to Final five. Like I’ve said in the past, I don’t dislike

Ugh

him because this bunch of idiotic assholes follow him around like he’s the second coming of Jesus. I just dislike how dirty he is playing this game. For every great move that he does, he makes 100 mistakes that should totally blow up his game if he was in another house. Like his plan to evict Jason was the dumbest thing in the world. Yeah, I get that it was to keep his hands clean but it was just bad. Like, he won the veto when he really didn’t need to and then removed Alex, who is the bigger threat out of Jalex, so he could blindside them with a tie vote and Thanksgiving to break it and evict Alex. Then, there’s an extremely fake and overly acted scene between him and Josh that everyone believed because they are assholes and idiots.

Jason realized he got screwed when it was too late

Laugh now Alex, you are next

The best part of this blindside was the fact that Jason didn’t know he got screwed until his goodbye messages were Josh revealed EVERYTHING to him and Paul made up a lie. He was so pissed off, I think he’s a bitter juror and one bitter juror will make more bitter juror. Josh literally blew up Paul’s game without Paul knowing about it. The best part of the night was when Jason dragged Paul on his morals and friendship, and he wasn’t wrong at all. Too bad that it was a little too late. Jason started to play toward the end of his run but he never realized that Big Brother isn’t a team sport, unless it was Big Brother 9 or Big Brother 13 in the beginning of the season but that’s neither here nor there. Alex has a target on her back now and Paul is using her as a human shield. Alex’s, and the house’s, best move is to drop Paul but they should have done that when his power rang out. It’s funny that Production is now letting that all hang out. It makes it so much better

Josh is America’s only hope-God help us all

You made a bad move, Meatball

This was the week that Josh became America’s Sweetheart because he finally realized what Paul is up to. The worst part about this that there isn’t anything he could really do because 1) He’s afraid to and 2) Paul’s dogs will kill him and he’ll be the next to go. Instead of trying to be sly, he just did what Paul told him to. Including winning the POV during the double eviction and not using it to even take a shot at Paul. Josh also spent the episode crying. We’ll find out why once Sunday’s episode airs but I think he’ll regret not using it in the long run. Alex could have nominated Paul and while I’m glad that Raven is gone, I would rather have it be Paul. The best way to get him out is this week. Nominate him and Alex, both strong players. If one wins POV, then they can’t save the other. It would also lead to a tie. HOH, hopefully, Kevin/Josh, will break it and send him home.

Raven was finally evicted

This gif sums up my thoughts on Raven being evicted. She’s been a pain in the ass since the start of Maven. I’m also tired of all her complaining and talking about diseases that she may or may not actually have. Anyways, here’s the gif:

Odds on winning

When they realize they lost $500,000 because they are stupid

I’m fully invested in Josh winning this game even though I don’t want to. Whoever gets Paul out, if they do, will be the clear winner of the game. I also see Paul getting screwed again by a bitter jury. I’m okay with this. I really am. I hope that it’s Josh or Alex that win. While Alex made dumb moves, she’s the most deserving after Josh. Josh needs to win the next HOH in order to be at Alex. Hopefully he finally puts Paul up. He’s not going to but I can hope. Next week will be the final Big Brother Breakdown until Celebrity Big Brother as I’ll be doing a season review after the finale night. Since there are two evictions next week, I’ll be covering both in one article because this season isn’t worth two articles in one week. God, I cannot wait for this season to end.

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Big Brother 19: Week 9 Breakdown

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Please just let the misery end

Welcome to another week of “The Paul Show.” From this point on, I’m pretty much just counting down to finale week because frankly, I don’t care about these assholes. That’s all they are at this point. A bunch of assholes. They are literally making the BB9, the winner used his money to sell drugs, and BB15, the majority of them were all racist, look like extremely thought out and wonderful season. THAT’S HOW FUCKING BAD THIS SEASON IS.

Note: I won’t be discussing the jury segment as it was delayed in my area. The Gif doesn’t have anything to do with that. It’s more with how I feel about this game.

Whistle-nut is in power….fuck my life….

Fucking Whistle-nut won the HOH competition that literally just was making fun of all the houseguests. They were in between hot dog buns in an endurance comp. So production was pretty much calling them wieners, or a bunch of dicks. That is extremely fitting for them.  I will laugh if the next comp involves them riding sheep and Paul is forced to wear a Little Bow Peep costume as a punishment for a week. Dear CBS that is reading this, please make this happen. It would be worth the pain of watching this season. Anyways, back to Whistle-nut because this asshole made TMZ for saying and that if Kevin turns on this in this game he would “fuck Kevin’s wife and then force his daughters to watch.” I’m going to give you a segment to ponder that. So let’s move on to another thing for right now because there’s more going on with Kevin this week. Sigh.

Matt is a douchebag who needs to go to Cereal Anonymous

So this was the week that Matt decided to actually do something other than eating cereal, they also have a fucking counter on how much cereal he has eaten in the game. That’s his contribution to this season besides be the worst showmance in history. Seriously though, Matt

Even Raven is confused why she and Matt lasted this long in the game

needs to get help because the amount of cereal he eats is unhealthy. Matt started off the week calling out the dumbass move that Alex and Whistle-nut were trying to do during the final moments of the HOH competition because while they are all idiots, they aren’t totally inept. It’s extremely obvious that they are working other. He then continues his decision to actually play the game and starts onto be just a tool. The worst part of the entire thing was the fact that he decided to break rules after the veto wasn’t used on him. He ended up getting a penalty vote because he decided to be that have-not who doesn’t act like one.

 

Frankly, I would have removed him from the game because he was just constantly breaking rules. He was ignoring BB commands of telling him to stop it and I’m still puzzled that he wasn’t thrown out of the game. Like, if it was any other sort of rule breaking in the past, he would have expelled from the game. Maybe they took away some of the money for participating in the BB but I find that unlikely just by the fact he is still breaking rules. Matt has been the worst houseguest in the history of Big Brother. He’s just been a waste of a Big Brother spot that could have gone to Cameron, the guy that was evicted on Day 1, or anyone else that wanted to actually play the game but didn’t make the cut.

Matt ends up going home with isn’t a shocker but frankly why? They all hate Raven so why keep her in the house? This cast has to be the most idiotic bunch of asshole I have ever seen. How they are playing this game is asinine. The only good part of this week was that Maven is over.

These people are assholes

This goes to all the remaining houseguests

Remember when I told you what Whistle-nut said about Kevin’s wife? Well, Alex called him a child molester and they also started to bully Kevin and do rather vicious stuff like hiding his slop, because he’s a have-not this week. I totally get not liking a person but the mentality in the house is just horrible. Whistle-nut said it best when he said that there’s a mob mentality in the house. Paul contributes to this. He pretty much just says attack and they go “who.” I know this is just a game, but I’m pretty much all of these people are this horrible in real life. How does bullying Kevin, Cody, and Jessica benefit their game? Also, what the fuck is production changing the aired version to not reflect what actually went down in the feeds? They didn’t do that when it came to the racist comments in BB15. I think they are protecting Paul but I think 99% of America doesn’t like him in this game.

 

Julie is secretly letting us know how much she cares through her outfits

Julie snatched Raven’s edges tonight. It wasn’t hard but still.

I don’t know if you have noticed lately but Julie Chen’s outfits on Eviction night have a little questionable lately. I’m thinking that her outfits are actually a cry for help. She’s completely and utterly over this season just like everyone else that is watching. She doesn’t care for the remainder of the houseguests like we do. So her outfits just reflect how much she cares. You can also kind of tell by how she’s interviewing the evicted houseguests after Cody and Jessica left. She’s kind of being more brutal with her questions. While she hasn’t really addressed the bullying, she flat-out asked Matt how does Raven have a chance of winning when she hasn’t won anything. THIS IS WHY JULIE IS THE QUEEN OF BIG BROTHER. It was one of those “DAMN GURL!” moments. I wouldn’t be shocked if she got HOH this week. I’m pretty sure she wants to smack them all in the head for letting Paul control every move they made this season.

 

Odds on winning

I”m over Paul. I’m also running out of gifs to use

This is like picking which STD I want to have. I don’t want any but I have to pick on. So I sat and thought about this while I was writing this. Paul is going to win unless someone catches on and realizes they are playing Big Paul and start in “The Paul Show.” If someone else wins this season, it’s going to be bittersweet because he is playing the best game but I don’t want him to win because of how he is playing the game this time. I think Victor made him more likable last season. If it comes down to Christmas, Paul, and Josh in the final three, Josh could easily beat Christmas over Paul. Paul would easily beat all three. Christmas probably wouldn’t be able to compete so it would be an easy win for both of them. But I feel like Paul is the odds on favorite at this point. I wouldn’t even mind them just handing Paul the money and just starting over with “Big Brother: Over The Top,” which isn’t airing this fall. THIS IS A TRAVESTY.

 

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Big Brother 19: Week 8 Breakdown

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Blah. Blah. Blah. It’s still the Paul show and I’m pretty much over the game. Let’s talk about this week because frankly, it’s was boring. Welcome to the Boring Brother breakdown.

There’s only so many times you can scream this at your TV. Yes, there’s a caption on the opening GIF

After the double eviction, Paul survived and at this point, you might as well hand over the money to him because frankly, he’s going to win it. And like I said before, really don’t hate the game that Paul is playing but rather I just hate the friendsheep that are literally

My reaction every time they don’t go after Paul

handing him this game. It’s like they totally forgot that he played last year and made it to Final Two last year. Like, how stupid can these people really be? I keep asking this to myself every week and yet, they are continuing to be a bunch of stupid idiots. They are making Cody Calafiore, the stupid idiot from BB16 that gave away $500,000 by choosing Derrick over Victoria that didn’t do anything all game, look like a less of the idiot. But this week on the Paul show, he threw the HOH competition to President’s Day that way his hands stay clean. But really, it’s his HOH. Paul also revealed that he’s playing all the pairs in the house. If he was a better BB player, he would have named his plan “Operation Third Wheel.” All the best plans have operation in the title of them. It’s not a bad plan until they start to talk to each other.

Mark was the one that was evicted this week and I can’t say that he didn’t really deserve it this week because he made probably one of the stupid moves. There’s a new

Yes, you all are

temptation in the game in the form of a tree that grants a person power in the game each week. Mark decided to grab one and received the power to save a friend from the threat of eviction and guess who the big old teddy bear chose…fucking Paul. Now, Paul wasn’t going to be on the block, to begin with. Do you really think that Boxing Day was really going to put him up? Mark should have used it as a way to form an alliance or something like that. I get that it was an attempt to “cover his ass” but it was a horrible idea that really didn’t help him. I do give him props for trying his best to flip the house and not just giving up like Jessica and Cody did after the veto. This was pretty much the major events this week because it was a boring week.

 

At this point in the game, Kevin is the only person besides Paul that hasn’t been on the block. While he’s going to go up before Paul, he has a really good social game. Alex is going to be in third but she’s looking more like a threat due to her winning. It would be a slightly better end to the season if it was Kevin/Paul/Alex. It would still be a horrible season but it would be the battle of all game styles you see in BB. I’m also still wanting to see Raven/Paul in final two. The thought of him still losing to her warm my hearts.

 

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Big Brother 19: Mid-Season Breakdown

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Showmances. Friendship. Gold diggers. We’ve just hit the midseason mark and this season makes me want to shove my head into a stove. “Big Brother 19” is making season 9 look like a good season and the racist cast of season 15 look slightly more likable. Unlike my weekly recaps, this is my overall review/rankings of what I’m calling one of the worst played seasons of BBUS.

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My thoughts watching this season

Let’s get into the major issue with this season: This house is a bunch of idiots and jackasses. Paul walked into the house and has literally controlled all of them besides Cody and Jessica. I don’t hate Paul for the game that he is playing but I hate the house is just letting him literally control their game. It’s to the point where they just literally being his dogs and when he says bark, they bark. The breaking point for me was when Matt was nominated on the block and then used it on someone else just to get Cody out. Like WTF? Why wouldn’t you use it on yourself when you are on the block? I really hope that someone votes to evict Matt for the sheer purpose of freaking him the fuck out. It’s just so frustrating because they aren’t playing for themselves. They are playing to advance themselves but more so Paul. They are all sheep and it’s literally ruining the season. They all are just playing for jury and that’s it.

It’s just so frustrating because they aren’t playing for themselves. They are playing to advance themselves but more so Paul. They are all sheep and it’s literally ruining the season. They all are just playing for jury as well. It’s like once they reach jury, they have hit the holy grail. You really just want to smack them all in the face and make them realize that while making it to jury is good, actually winning the game would be better. You really just want to smack them all in the face, they are all playing horribly.

And you can’t talk about them playing horribly without talking about how horrible they have been to each other in this house. One houseguest walked because of it but that was just the start of it. WE HAD AN ENTIRE HOUSE VS TWO MOB SCENE BECAUSE PAUL TOLD THEM TO DO IT AND TO “DON’T LET THEM GET THEIR SANITY.” This lasted for hours and was the start of it because from there they also attacked Cody’s military service. While this is all going on, Paul is just egging them all. Doing this made them look like trash. Cody and Jessica aren’t also out of the clear for this behavior either but their crap doesn’t look as bad compared to the shit the rest of the house did.

At this point in the game, Paul will be either final three or final two. As much as I would

If only people found this entertaining

like to have him gone during the Double Eviction, I know that isn’t going to happen. Paul has them wrapped around his finger and they are not in a hurry to evict them. While it appears Cody and Jessica have made Mark and Elena woke, it’s still not going happen. It’s suicide for them to try to take out Paul, especially when everyone one they are going to talk to is just going to tell the overload of friendship. If there was more than one returning playing in this season, then Paul wouldn’t be in the position that he is in as well. It probably would have Paul’s side vs the other side, which sounds way more entertaining than Paul’s side, who I call “The Friend-sheep,” vs Cody and Jessica. The fact that there was only one vet is the what is hurting the show. It worked for “Big Brother: Over the Top” because they didn’t give Jason so much power, to begin with. Also, Jason wasn’t an asshole. Paul is coming across as an ignorant asshole. I’m starting to think that Victor was the reason why Paul was so likable last season. This season isn’t doing any favors for Paul in the whole “fan favorite” department. Actually, his whole side is extremely unlikeable.

 

Pretty much my go to reaction for anything these idiots do anymore

“Big Brother 19” has fallen from grace. Week one was probably the best weeks in BBUS history but it’s now a dumpster fire train wreck with only Kevin and slightly Mark being the last likable ones in the house when Cody is sent to Jury. The only thing that could save this season is Paul going home during the Double Eviction. If they actually get rid of him, then it will be a whole new game. But with these jackasses, that won’t happen. If Paul does go to Final 2 again, I don’t see him winning. Also, he really doesn’t deserve to be in the same category as BB10 winner and BB14 runner-up Dan Gheesling. For those that don’t know, Dan is the only person in North American Big Brother history to make it final two during both of the times he competed on the show, something that not even Dr. Will could accomplish. Paul isn’t in the same category as Dan and never should be. At this point, I want Paul and Raven to go to Final two just so Paul can know he lost to Raven. There’s not really anyone that I want to see in final two. I’d be slightly okay if Mark was there but other than that, I’m pretty much over this season.

 

On the more positive side of things, we are almost done with this season and it’s time for “The Friend-Sheep” to start eating each other alive. They already got their marching orders from Overload Friendship. sigh. I cannot wait for Big Brother Canada to start back up. At least with Canada, you don’t want to constantly ram your head up against the wall, through a door, and then drink two gallons of bleach in order to make it watchable.

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