Lindsay Lohan released new single ‘Back to Me’

Do you remember our Social Justice Warrior Lindsay Lohan? Besides still wanting to be the Ariel that we are yearning for, our queen has released a new single. That’s right, LiLo is back into the world of music. Sure, “Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club” is an underrated reality show that left us too soon, but she came back into music to save 2020. Let’s chat about her new single “Back to Me.”

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“Back to Me” is Lindsay’s first new single since her underrated 2008 pop “Bossy.” It’s a pop song that utilizes the same genre that she was in, which is pretty much club music. Yes, it’s ironic but we stan and iconic, ironic queen. The song itself is a breezy and simple song with a rather good beat. It’s not an in your face dance song but it lets you jam out to it if you feel like it.

Lyrically, the song is about being able to go back to how you were. Reclaiming oneself after a bad event has happened.

“The song is about rediscovering and accepting oneself, shutting out the noise and moving forward and letting the past go,” Lindsay said in a tweet promoting the first single off of her third album. It’s an anthem about moving on and growth. We stan.

Honestly, the song is a bop. It’s a catchy and fun song to just listen to and enjoy. I just wish it had more of a kick to it. Like a little bit more of a beat. I kind of feels like it’s stuck in first gear and never makes it to the second or third gear. It needs something to become a banger, which it really should be. The song has the potential to do that. While I hate remixes, I’d listen to the radio versions of those remixes

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Movie Review | ‘Birds of Prey’

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With the release of the 2016 movie “Suicide Squad,” my expectations with anything revolving them were low key low. The film itself wasn’t great by any means, and Jared Leto as The Joker confused me. I heard they were going to add my beloved Black Canary to the universe, I wasn’t that thrilled. DC Movies aren’t the best movies in the world. I hoped that “Birds of Prey and the Fabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn” would do her justice.

Behind every man, there’s a badass broad

“Birds of Prey and the Fabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn” was directed by Cathy Yan and is the eighth film in the DC Extended Universe. For those who don’t know, DC Extended Universe is the shared universe where all of the DC Comics movies take place. This is also the first movie to have an R rating.

The movie follows Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) as she deals with the aftermath of her breakup with The Joker. Wanted by Gotham’s top mob boss, Black Mask (Ewan McGregor), she makes a deal to help him find his lost diamond. Things turn for Miss Quinn as she finds herself working with Renee Montaya (Rosie Perez), Black Canary (Jurnee Smollett-Bell) and The Huntress (Mary Elizabeth Winstead).

This movie got a lot of hate from critics, and frankly, it’s uncalled for. I immensely enjoyed this movie. Was it a blockbuster? No, and it didn’t need to be. This was just a fun movie that had great action. The acting was excellent, and all the characters were enjoyable and likable. There are some things I would have like to have done differently, like the fact you only have the Black Canary do one Canary Cry. You get a brief back story of the characters. There’s are some things that needed to be dived deeper into, and the movie just isn’t.

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn is the best part of the entire movie. The way that she portrays the character is just fantastic. Gave Harley Quinn depth and just made her shine. Harley Quinn needs to have her own movie is what we need. Margot Robbie could and can carry a Harley Quinn solo movie. Spoiler: There’s a new Suicide Squad coming out with Margot in 2021.

The biggest complaint I have with this movie is the plot/story. It’s all just bizarre. The first part of the movie is setting up everything. You get to what really should have been the first part, and the movie is almost over. It could have been paced out better. I appreciated the setting up. I just wish they didn’t spend most of the movie doing it.

Verdict

“Birds of Prey and the Fabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn” is a movie that you need to see if you are big into superhero movies. It’s a step in the right direction for DC Extended Universe. While the pacing and the plot weren’t the greatest, you need to watch it just for Harley Quinn. She’s the true queen of the DC Extended Universe. The movie is also a fun time.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5

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Review | ‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’

It’s the end of an era. It’s time that we cross into the final chapter of Star War’s Skywalker Saga. “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” has gotten a lot of mixed reviews. Some liked it, others didn’t really enjoy it, and some just thought it was meh. Now that it’s out digital, it’s time to review it because that’s the kind of guy that I am.

The force will be with you, always

“Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” was directed by J.J. Abrams, who also directed “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” and executive produced “Star Wars: “The Last Jedi.” It’s the ninth episode in the saga. Yep, there’s been nine movies. The cast from the first two films in the sequel trilogy return and reprises their roles. Carrie Fisher is also in this movie as they used unused footage from “The Force Awakens.” She passed away back in 2016.

The movie picks up after the events of “The Last Jedi.” Rey (Daisey Ridley) leads the resistance against Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) and his First Order. The First Order got a little more powerful after a Sith emperor returns to lead Kylo to end all Jedi once and for all.

The movie itself isn’t bad. The primary thing that holds the film back is the pacing. It starts off high speed before hitting a roadblock in the middle and slowing down and just drags until the finale. The movie is 142 minutes, or two hours and 22 minutes. Because the central act drags, it just brings the film down. The central act is still short, but it doesn’t feel that way.

It’s an instinct. A feeling. The Force brought us together.

Finn

The story of the movie is still impressive. There’s just so much plot, and it directly ties all nine movies together. While the callbacks to previous films are good, it’s rather too much. Fan service for the point of fan service. It’s kind of like they decided to throw out a bunch of things just to tie up all their loose ends. And the ideas to tie up loose ends aren’t bad, in fact, they are rather interesting takes on it. I just wish they decided to use the ideas earlier on in the sequel trilogy.

The issues with the story have to be due to “The Last Jedi.” It wasn’t done by J.J. Abrams. They really don’t reference much of the story from the eighth episode, besides the significant plot. Even then, this movie undoes that so that happened. Frankly, it’s kind of a hot mess. It’s not an unwatchable hot mess but a hot mess nevertheless.

The acting is excellent, as well as the action scenes. They live up to what we all come to expect in a Star Wars movie. But it’s the pacing and the story that hurts “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.” The ending is fitting of the Skywalker saga, but it could have had a more cohesive trilogy to end to it. I do recommend watching it as it’s really not a bad movie.

Rating: 3 out of 5

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Album review| ‘Future Nostalgia’

On Friday, March 27, during the dark times, I decided to take a dive into Dua Lipa’s sophomore album “Future Nostalgia.” I had limited non experience with Dua, Miss Lipa if you are nasty. The only thing that I knew about her is what an anonymous friend who visits concerts frequently said about her; “She looks bored on stage.” With that being said, here’s my thoughts on “Future Nostalgia” by Dua Lipa.

You want a timeless song, I wanna change the game

“Future Nostalgia” is a Europop album that creates an nostalgia feel with the blending of disco and pop music together.

“What I wanted to do with this album was to break out of my comfort zone and challenge myself to make music that felt like it could sit alongside some of my favorite classic pop songs, whilst still feeling fresh and uniquely mine,” Dua Lipa said in an interview with Metro, “My sound has naturally matured a bit as I’ve grown up but I wanted to keep the same pop sensibility as I had on the first record.”

The entire album is just a joy to listen to from start to finish. The album is broken up into two sections: Track 1-5 is more upbeat and banger while Tracks 6-11 is more of slower tempo songs and have a little more deeper lyrically meaning. And it transitions between the two sections so well.

None of the songs are fillers and you won’t filter through the songs because all of the songs are that good. The album is inspired by music of artists that Dua listened like Gwen Stefani, Madonna, and Outkast. You can definitely tell that as she samples their styles in the song.

“Future Nostalgia” is the perfect pop album. Words cannot describe how well this album is. I’ve been listening to it non-stop and haven’t gotten tired of it. I brings on all the feels. I highly recommend checking out the album because it’s that good.

Rating: 5 out of 5

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