Ashley O and Hannah Montana are one in the same

I don’t know about you, but the music of Ashley O is stuck in my head, and I’m living for it all. I’m living for Ashley O. Because I like characters that are played by the same actor all connected in the same world, I had an epiphany. Maybe, just maybe, Ashley O is actually Hannah Montana. That’s right, this is a conspiracy theory. Prepare to be blown

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Hey, I’m a hoe

I’m aware that it’s not the right lyrics

Before I dive into the deep state, this will contain spoilers to the most iconic Disney Channel show of all time, “Hannah Montana.” Pretty much, if you were aware that Hannah Montana is just a Miley in a wig, you are crazy. So when we last left Miley Stewart, she was wig-less, manless, and going to college instead of doing some famous people shit. This is where the conspiracy theory kicks in.

Such an iconic turn. She’s pretty much a superhero

Sometime after the finale of the GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW OF ALL TIME, again that’s just the facts, Miley was struck by tragedy. Her wonderful father and brother were killed in a tragic accident. Because Miley was 18, she was left responsibility for any matters. Feeling overwhelmed, Miley turned to her aunt Catherine. Catherine helped easier her into her new responsibilities before dropping a bomb on Miley Stewart: Robbie Ray’s music career didn’t cover enough. Not wanting to fully return as Hannah Montana nor herself, Miley and her aunt created Ashley O. While similar to Hannah Montana, Ashley O was a hybrid of what Hannah Montana was and who Miley Cyrus wanted to be herself. And you know the rest from there if you watched the episode.

You think I’m #Crazy

Now, I know what you may be thinking, “Aren’t you reaching?” And to that, I say, the only one reaching is you and that for your head because your mind is blown. There’s actually a lot of similarities between Ashley and Hannah. Besides the fact they are both Miley wearing wigs, their music is similar. Both are lyrically talking about going for your dreams or have some positive lyrics in them. Also, Miley is totally using her best friend Lilly’s wig from her time as Lola.

They also had a similar age group of fans. To get that level of success that Ashley O has, you had to have experience with grasping the teen market, which Miley did as Hannah Montana. Also, they look and sound the same. Anyone with half a brain would realize that they are one and the same. You’re welcome for all the theories going through your head right now

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Inspirational Quotes from Hannah Montana

You get the ‘Best of Both Worlds’

It was only a matter of time before I adventured into the gave to give the world inspirational quotes from the late Hannah Montana. It’s still the Hannah Montana we all grew up loving but just a little more inspirational. What I did was I took part of her songs, I also threw in some Miley Cyrus lyrics from that double album, and put it so pictures that I don’t own.

        That twirl is iconic. She’s a super, supergirl

Click here if you want to see Hannah Montana’s Top 5ive songs

If you don’t know who Hannah Montana is, then you are on the wrong blog. Hannah Montana is the titular character that Miley Cyrus played on the Disney Channel of the same name. She was the pop star Miley became when she wanted to have two separate lives. When you really think about it, this show was fucked up.

Without further ado, here’s the slide show of all the inspirational quotes you will ever need. I also took some time to turn a few dirty because why not.

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Top 5ive: Hannah Montana

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It’s time to reflect on an amazing artist that was taken too soon. It’s time that we list the top songs of Hannah Montana.

If you don’t know who the fuck Hannah Montana is then you need to go watch all four season of what some consider to be the greatest Disney Channel show of all time. Hannah is a cultural iconic. So let’s break down the Top 5ive Hannah Montana songs. “The Best of Both Worlds” isn’t on the list because it’s the most iconic song of the entire series. It’s too obvious that it was going to be number one.

5. I’ll Always Remember You

While the “Hannah Montana: Forever” isn’t as memorable as the third before it, “I’ll Always Remember You” is a classic because of how it’s used in the show. It was played as Miley Stewart pondered revealing her secret to the world and clips played as Miley walked around her closet. It was soul crushing and made the fact that the show was ending. It’s also showed off Hannah’s vocals so well.

4. Life’s What You Make It

One of the only songs off of the first two soundtracks that didn’t talk about leading a double life, “Life’s What You Make It” is a jam. It’s a song with a message that doesn’t get old about just living life to the fullest no matter the situation. It was the song that unfortunately followed “Nobody’s Perfect” but it was just a jam. Especially when it came to her live performances. It’s also made me upset that we never got to see the Hannah Montana Concert taping in full. Like, you are already filming it, just air it make money off of it.

3. Rock Star

This song should have been single for “Hannah Montana 2” because they played it enough on Disney Channel. “Rock Star” is one of the underrated songs off of that album. It had an infectious beat with lyrics that presented the whole “double life” that wasn’t obvious but yet did it in a more relatable way. Let’s be real, at some points with the musical directions, it was shocking that no one ever assumed that Hannah Montana might not be who she seems. With “Rock Star,” it was more like “I’m not the typical girl. I could fix your car while fixing my hair.” That’s way more relatable them most of the double life lyrics that was presented in the show.

2. Ice Cream Freeze

The most underrated song in the entire show’s history. It’s a hidden gem on the “Hannah Montana 3” soundtrack. It’s pretty much Hannah’s answer to the “Hoedown Throwdown.” It’s a dance pop line down number that mixes catchy lyrics with easy dance moves. The groove wasn’t bad either with some country influences in there. It’s just one of those songs that will put a smile on your face.

1. Nobody’s Perfect

This song. Where do I begin with this song. “Nobody’s Perfect” is just as iconic as “The Best of Both Worlds.” It’s the sister’s song of it. Everything thing about just amazing. The lyrics are catchy, the music video and her outfit are forever stuck in our heads. They even made a cover of it where Miley, Lily, and Oliver used it to help memorize the bones. It’s like they made this song with the idea of changing the theme song in season two. It would have been such a good theme as well, even though it’s hard to imagine the show without hearing “The Best of Both Worlds.” But this song will forever be the second greatest song in the history of the show.

Honorable Mention: “The Best of Both Worlds”

The movie mix is the best version of “The Best of Both Worlds,” but this song is iconic.

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Steven and Bailey live tweeting!

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Are you watching Miley Cyrus on Saturday Night Live tonight? If you are, then you should live tweet along with Steven and Bailey! Starting when SNL does, Steven and Bailey will be tweeting as they watch the Twerking Queen do her thang live from New York! To chat or follow along make sure you follow Steven and Bailey and use the hashtag #POPSNL.

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