Summer of twist is almost here

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On June 22, it’s officially the start of the newest season of the CBS reality show “Big Brother.” As we eagerly wait for the twistedly twisted twist full summer of twist and the first ‘But First,’ it’s time to prep ourselves that way we are prepared for the show that has more twists than something twisty (let’s make a drinking game: everytime, I say twist-you take a drink).

You need to let your friends, family, and co-workers know that you will be un-reachable for the summer because let’s be real-the live feeds is where it’s at. It’s where you see all the uncensored goodness. You time will be locked onto the feed whether that be on the computer, a stream device, or your phone.

Then you need to play your night around the show schedule so you can be there, especially for all the live evictions because it’s becomes a fun game to say “It’s official, insert houseguest has been evicted from the Big Brother house” along with Chenbot, also known as Julie Chen. It’s also fun when she gives them a curve ball that makes their heart stop.

After you do that, prepare to look at the cast and judge the living hell out of them based on their profiles and pictures. Don’t pick a favorite because it will end up changing once they enter the house and open their mouth. People that you thought you would like (*cough*Frankie Grande*cough*), you end up wanting to punch in the face with a glitter bomb. Especially when they do their twistedly sarcastic and over acted reaction to the summers twistedly twisted twist of the summer of twists. Then don’t get too attached because they will end up leaving in the first couple of weeks because they are too legit for the house like our girl Audrey last summer.

Finally, expected the unexpected emotions because you will feel the feels, especially when your fave wins, gets nominated, wins/loses veto, and goes home (just plan on your favorite to go home. Also plan on having multiple). It gets intense, especially when you hear the words “House Meeting” because that means it’s going down like the Titanic (still too soon?).

Hopefully this help you plan and prep for the summer of twist. Big Brother season 18 will begin on Wednesday, June 22 at 8 pm. The cast will be revealed on Monday, June 13. Just remember this:

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Have any feels for Big Brother 18? Let us know in the comments below or tweet @Steven_Kaufman

 

Buh Bye Big Brother 17

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Big Brother 17 has really taken a turn for the worst in the recent weeks. We are three weeks away from the finale and the double eviction show really pissed me off to the point where I turned it off and just followed the action on twitter because it was that horrible. I’ve stopped my weekly column on the show because it just got stupid. So this is my Big Brother rant. Enjoy! Please note that this was written before the HOH competition happened after James and Meg’s eviction. 

Austwins are literally the worst. You got Austin and Liz fingering every five minutes, which they should just have sex at this point because they aren’t leaving anything to imagination with their sessions. Julia is the most likable out of the two of them but she’s just kinda there.  The really sad part is that everyone has had multiple chances to get their asses out but nope! No one wants to get blood on their hands involving the Austwins. Congrats to Austwins because they are pretty much guaranteed a spot in the finale.

Steve and Johnny Mac are pretty much idiots at this point because they should have evicted Julia instead of the girl who had the nickname of Grandma. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A STUPID MOVE!?!?! It would have made more sense to do it at the last double eviction when Steve nominated Jackie and Meg. Pretty much the jury house is one whole alliance. WTF?

Vanessa is pretty much dominating the game to the point where she was trying to get Austin to throw the HOH comp last night. She had a hand in all the evictions from the week 3 until now. Girl is a shady bitch and she knows it. Out of everyone at the moment, she deserves to win it but it still will suck.

The Moral of the Season is that everyone should have listened to Audrey.  If Johnny Mac, Steve, and Vanessa want to win then they need to

End Rant.

The queen has fallen in a less than twisted week

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I know, I missed a week but hey, I was too busy celebrating that Jeff left the house. But hey, I’m here now to talk about what has been a less than twisted week but still eventful week. Here’s my thought on the houseguest:

Audrey: paranoia has taken her 🙁

Austin: He needs to think less with his penis and more with his brain

Becky: She’s still here!?!

Clay: the new douche of the week.

Jackie: She’s still in the house???

James: He’s funnier now that but still annoying

Jason: dude, wtf!?!

John: I’m pretty sure he’s the smartest person in the house at the moment

Liz/Julia: They are playing Austin and it’s hilarious

Meg: I find her to be growing more annoying every minute of the game.

Shelli: Clay’s pawn…or is he her pawn?

Steve: That creepy uncle that just sit there and watches

Vanessa: 2nd smartest person in the game

 

The breakdown of this week:

  • Shelli and Liz/JuliawinHOH this week
    • Shelli nominates Jason and John
    • Liz/Julia nominates James and Jackie
  • The plan of the week was to get Jason out because AudreytoldShelli that he was coming after him.
    • Shelli and Jason discussed this and found out that Audrey was trying to stir the pot. This will comeback later on this week…oh, spoiler alert!
  • DuringtheBoTB, James and Jackie dethrone Liz/Julia
    • This resulted in Liz/Julia, John, and Jason to form a boyband called “Wackstreet Boys”
  • Vanessa wins the POV and that is when hell takes form in the house.
    • Clay and Audrey have a massive argument.
    • Audrey and Vanessa have a massive argument
    • Audrey sells out her alliance members.
  • There is a massive house meeting about Audrey where they decided that she needs to go this week
  • Audrey spent almost 6 hours in the diary room the day of the POV meeting.
  • Vanessa uses the POV of Jason
    • Shelli nominates Audrey, who decides to sit out the meeting.
      • Fun fact: she told Audrey that she will see why she did it but really Audrey really wasn’t a threat.
  • Audrey spends the next days in her own personal sequester from the house
  • Audreyis evicted from a vote of 10-11
    • Austin/Judas voted to evicted John
    • Audrey had a penalty vote for eating normal food and not giving a flying f***
  • Jackie and Vanessa win the next HOH

 

So let’s get this out right of the bat. I agree with the eviction of Audrey because everyone has their time, but I don’t agree with the way they when about it. Was it really necessary to have a house meeting singling out a houseguest and then not have the houseguest there?? That was bad judgement on their part. It was also border line bullying based on a person’s definition of the term.

While I like Audrey, I’ll be the first to admit that she dug her own grave. I hope she comes back because that week will be the most intense night of the season.

 

Paranoia gets the last laugh

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Another week of people has passed and everyone is looking like a bunch of paranoid jackasses. Welcome to The Pop Project’s Big Brother 17 breakdown.

Before I get into the week’s event. Here’s my opinion of the houseguest that remain:

Audrey: Queen of Chaos and Mayhem

Austin: Dude, is starting to be smart

Becky: She’s still a bitch and a massive trainwreck

Clay: He’s a massive douchebag…and kick of a tool.

Da’Vonne: Mama Demon; her mother runs more than she plays the game

Jackie: She hosted a competition this week…that is all

James: He’s a massive tool

Jason: He’s too basic to quit….he’s also annoying

Jeff: Reigining and defending Douchebag of the Week; He also managed to tick off America

John: He’s starting to grow on me….like a mold

Liz/Julia: Bitches

Meg: Oh my god, she’s annoying and just there.

Shelli: She’s just a pawn in Clay’s game

Steve: He’s a creeper, massive creeper

Vanessa: She’s starting to grow on me

 

Here’s what went down in bulletin points

  • Shelli nominated Da’Vonne and John; They lost the Battle of The Block because Shelli and Clay wanted John to throw it but Da’Vonne’s strategy just sucked a big one.
  • Becky nominated Steve and Jason; They won the Battle of The Block because they actually worked together.
  • Shelli wanted to get rid ofDa’Vonne this week but had Becky believing that she wanted to backdoor Audrey
    • Fun fact: Becky wanted to get rid of Audrey because Audrey was “talking bad about her.” What. A. Bitch.
  • John ended up winning the Power of Veto. Shell and Clay wanted him not to use the video so they didn’t have to nominate another houseguest. John quickly said no to that
  • After Da’Vonne started paranoia about Julia and Liz being apart of the Twin Twist and then tried to use this to get Julia and Liz’s vote.
  • Da’Vonne won the last laugh after answering a phone booth as the 7th caller. This granted her the ability to cancel out three houseguest votes. She used it cancel Jeff, Jackie, and Becky’s vote to make it look like it wasn’t her.
    • Fun fact: it didn’t help because Da’Vonne evicted; She called everyone cowards because they don’t want to put Audrey up due to looking like a transphobe (I’m not sure if that is a real word but it is now).
  • Week 3 ended with Vanessa and Austin winning HOH.

 

Holy crap! It’s been a very long two weeks in the Big Brother house. Audrey is being a queen and pretty much ruling the house. At this point, I would have Julia and Liz vote separately because they already know that there is a twin twist twist. It would also add more to the game. I’m also calling it now that there will be a Double Eviction next week.