Top 5 Events in 2013 that Pop’ed Our World: The Honorable Mentions

Honorable mention

Now, we couldn’t cover every event we wanted to in our top 5 countdown. Since there was so many great events to choose from, we decided give out some honorable mention awards because who doesn’t like knowing that they are just mediocre? (just kidding…well, in this sense anyways).

Kimye

So we are just going to get this out-of-the-way because I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of hearing about “Kimye”. The only reason that it’s getting an honorable mention is because…well it was rather quite shocking when Kanye West got together with Kim Kardashian back in 2012 (I know, it’s been that long) and the two just blew up the world in 2013. I mean, it was only a matter of time that these two got together. Kayne’s ego is as big as Kim’s ass so they balance each other out…literally.  They even made a baby…just in time for the Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s rating to go down and to face cancellation. Named North West (that baby will end up getting beat up 1) because of her name and 2) because of her parents), the child has garnered mass amounts of attention and they even showed that she was real when Kanye West was a guest on Kris Jenner’s “sadly” cancelled talk show that aired in Wyoming, California, Texas, New York and Idaho. Now the two are engaged and they are on the path to married bliss.

MileyCyrus

Like her BFFLs Kanye and Kim, it was a big year for our little Milers. Miley chopped off her hair, released her album “Bangerz”,rode a wrecking ball and twerked with a foam finger on a Robin Thicke dressed like beetlejuice. This was the year of Miley Cyrus and no one is complaining…that much. Miley has stolen the attention of  the world by her provocative way of her just being Miley, just ask her best friend Leslie (see what I did there?). Either way you look at it, Miley is on top of the world and 2014 looks like it’s going to Miley’s…well, you figure it out

arianagrande

While this was the year of Miley Cyrus, it was also the year of her next door neighbor Ariana Grande. The second coming of Mariah Carey broke out onto the scene with “The Way” and pretty much shocked the non-arianators with her presences that she creates when she sings. Then confirmed that’s she no one trick pony with the release of her album “Yours Truly” in September.  The 3-year in the making album quickly jumped to number one, making her the fifteenth artist and first female artist to have their first album debut atop of the charts since January 2010, when Ke$ha’s debut album “Animal”  was number one. Ariana has shown that she’s not just another teen star. 2014 looks like it will be an even bigger year for Ariana as she sets to drop her second album in the awkward period where it’s still winter but yet it’s going to spring (aka February-April).

Britney Spears

It has been speculated since the Queen of Pop Britney Spears finished her last tour in 2011 about her taking up residency in Las Vegas but it was confirmed until September when she announced in probably the hugest way possible-on Good Morning America in desert with over a thousands of Britney’s fans with Britney coming down on a helicopter. She also happen to announce that she was going to drop a new album, entitled “Britney Jean”, but the real focus was on Britney making history as she is the youngest person to take up residency in the Sin City.  While the album had more than stellar album sales and views, “Britney: Piece of Me” debuted on December 27 with stellar views as Britney showed the world that she still got it. While bringing the club feel to Planet Hollywood’s THE AXIS auditorium, Britney puts on a show like no either by reinventing her hits. Britney will be performing in Vegas until 2015  with a 100 show and the possibility to add more.

nsync

No words can describe this…so here’s the performance:

Yeah…..now you understand why.

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Our friendly neighbor gossip Perez Hilton recently posted a photo gallery of Actors and Athletes that had a failed music career, which probably means that their music was god awful. So I thought I would ruin your life by playing the music and making comments about it!

Kim Kardashian

Okay so this song is just horrible and  it just makes me want to just harm little innocent bunnies. Granted, Kim Kardashian recorded for charity but it’s one of those things that she shouldn’t have never done. This just goes to show that Kim shouldn’t quit her day job (whatever the hell that might be) no matter how much you look like Nicole Scherzinger.

Scarlett Johansson

Yeah….we can see why she didn’t have a good music career because this song is basically god awful. It literally sounds like it was overly produced in first place to cover up the bad singing.  It’s a good thing she stopped after her 2011 album because this wasn’t pretty to sit through.

Lindsay Lohan

Okay, this one I somewhat agree with to a point. While Lindsay’s music career wasn’t successful, it wasn’t because she was bad (she more like mediocre). It didn’t pan out because of her alleged problems with drugs and alcohol. “Rumors” and “Confessions of a Broken Hearts” were a few of good songs. Her first album is better than her second.

Paris Hilton

What is with all this girls that got famous via a sex tape think they can sing? It’s all Paris’ fault because she started this trend. Granted, her music was 100 times better than Kim’s but it still wasn’t good. It was so bad, it made the Star’s blind.

Heidi Montag

This one is pretty much self explanatory. Heidi thought it would be a good idea to release an album when “Speidi” and “The Hills” controlled the airways over at MTV. Her music was….interesting to say the least. “Body Language” was her only “good” song and I say that hesitantly. And yes, that is Spencer Pratt rapping along is wife (is it wife?). He took time away from his crystals mediations to help her.

Brooke Hogan

This is another one that I really don’t really agree with. Brooke Hogan’s problem wasn’t that she was horrible, it was that no one knew what genre of music that she should be in because her first album was more “r&b” while her second (her best btw) was more pop-ish. She was actually really good at singing but it was just the music she was putting out wasn’t really fitting her. It also might have been the fact that her father, Hulk Hogan, also dated/married a woman who looks just like his daughter (creepy to 102 degree)

Now there are plenty more of people like this but these are just the cream of the crop of musical crap.

Did we miss anyone that shouldn’t have tried to get a music career? Leave it in a comment below