Top 5 Events in 2013 that Pop’ed Our World: The Honorable Mentions

Honorable mention

Now, we couldn’t cover every event we wanted to in our top 5 countdown. Since there was so many great events to choose from, we decided give out some honorable mention awards because who doesn’t like knowing that they are just mediocre? (just kidding…well, in this sense anyways).

Kimye

So we are just going to get this out-of-the-way because I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of hearing about “Kimye”. The only reason that it’s getting an honorable mention is because…well it was rather quite shocking when Kanye West got together with Kim Kardashian back in 2012 (I know, it’s been that long) and the two just blew up the world in 2013. I mean, it was only a matter of time that these two got together. Kayne’s ego is as big as Kim’s ass so they balance each other out…literally.  They even made a baby…just in time for the Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s rating to go down and to face cancellation. Named North West (that baby will end up getting beat up 1) because of her name and 2) because of her parents), the child has garnered mass amounts of attention and they even showed that she was real when Kanye West was a guest on Kris Jenner’s “sadly” cancelled talk show that aired in Wyoming, California, Texas, New York and Idaho. Now the two are engaged and they are on the path to married bliss.

MileyCyrus

Like her BFFLs Kanye and Kim, it was a big year for our little Milers. Miley chopped off her hair, released her album “Bangerz”,rode a wrecking ball and twerked with a foam finger on a Robin Thicke dressed like beetlejuice. This was the year of Miley Cyrus and no one is complaining…that much. Miley has stolen the attention of  the world by her provocative way of her just being Miley, just ask her best friend Leslie (see what I did there?). Either way you look at it, Miley is on top of the world and 2014 looks like it’s going to Miley’s…well, you figure it out

arianagrande

While this was the year of Miley Cyrus, it was also the year of her next door neighbor Ariana Grande. The second coming of Mariah Carey broke out onto the scene with “The Way” and pretty much shocked the non-arianators with her presences that she creates when she sings. Then confirmed that’s she no one trick pony with the release of her album “Yours Truly” in September.  The 3-year in the making album quickly jumped to number one, making her the fifteenth artist and first female artist to have their first album debut atop of the charts since January 2010, when Ke$ha’s debut album “Animal”  was number one. Ariana has shown that she’s not just another teen star. 2014 looks like it will be an even bigger year for Ariana as she sets to drop her second album in the awkward period where it’s still winter but yet it’s going to spring (aka February-April).

Britney Spears

It has been speculated since the Queen of Pop Britney Spears finished her last tour in 2011 about her taking up residency in Las Vegas but it was confirmed until September when she announced in probably the hugest way possible-on Good Morning America in desert with over a thousands of Britney’s fans with Britney coming down on a helicopter. She also happen to announce that she was going to drop a new album, entitled “Britney Jean”, but the real focus was on Britney making history as she is the youngest person to take up residency in the Sin City.  While the album had more than stellar album sales and views, “Britney: Piece of Me” debuted on December 27 with stellar views as Britney showed the world that she still got it. While bringing the club feel to Planet Hollywood’s THE AXIS auditorium, Britney puts on a show like no either by reinventing her hits. Britney will be performing in Vegas until 2015  with a 100 show and the possibility to add more.

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No words can describe this…so here’s the performance:

Yeah…..now you understand why.

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Miley Cyrus….yeah

AdoreYou

Miley Cyrus is back, y’all! This time, it’s a music video that is pretty much a sex tape…that is only starring her.  So we thought we would watch it and review it for you so you don’t have to put your eyes through it (you’re welcome for that).

 

The song

When I heard that “Adore You” was going to be the third single, I was a bit angry and confused. Originally, rumor had it that “SMS (Bangerz)”, featuring the legendary Britney Spears, was going to be the third single and that was a good catchy song.  But having 2 ballads single back to back wasn’t the greatest idea that Larry Rudolph and Miley had even if Miley Cyrus shined when she did ballad.

“Adore You” is an overall okay song. It’s a ballad that pretty much has the same theme of “Wrecking Ball” except she isn’t going to come through like a Wrecking ball but rather a much subtle approach. The vocals on the song are good minus the beginning part that reminds me of the Hannah Montana segways when someone sad happened in the scene before. The background instrumental/beats are just weird with the song. Granted, most of Miley’s album are this but it just doesn’t work in this song.

 

The Video

Here’s the video if you want to brave through it:

The subtle approach that the song has is literally thrown out of the window by the music video. The video is Miley wearing skin color underwear in what I assume to be expensive see-through sheets, the only kind when you are expecting to get lucky. Then she’s wearing some sort of shear body suit, that looks like her grandma knitted her for christmas, in a bathtub.  During this video, Miley is learning about the touch of her hand (Britney Spears song reference click here for the song if you don’t know it). Yes, Miley made the first ever solo celebrity sex tape that works as a music video. She also bust out a video camera and then records it herself.

The whole video is….just one big awkward video. It’s more awkward than “Wrecking Ball” (I didn’t think that was possible). It also didn’t leave a lot to the imagination which by now, it isn’t a surprise. Overall, I think this wasn’t a great move by her management team or by her. For the first time, I’m rather disappointed by Miley.

 

Rating 3 video cameras out of 5

Steven and Bailey live tweeting!

MileySNL

Are you watching Miley Cyrus on Saturday Night Live tonight? If you are, then you should live tweet along with Steven and Bailey! Starting when SNL does, Steven and Bailey will be tweeting as they watch the Twerking Queen do her thang live from New York! To chat or follow along make sure you follow Steven and Bailey and use the hashtag #POPSNL.

Make sure you tune into Miley Cyrus on SNL live tonight at 11:29 p.m. EST! It’s going to be so cool! Check out Miley’s SNL promos!

 

 

Miley Cyrus still proves that she wont stop

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Oh dear! My inter child is crying and it’s scared for his life. Miley Cyrus decided that she was going to do another photo shoot with Terry Richardson, the one who took the lovely photo of Miley smoking, shaving, and eating a salad. In honestly, the photo shoot are sketchy and remind me of photos one sees before a sex tape is release (One Night in Montana!).

In the new photos, that I won’t post on here because they are Not Safe For Work (or for anyone to see for that matter), Miley literally leaves nothing to the imagination. After view the photos, you can now say that you’ve seen Hannah Montana boobs…and parts of her Hannah. If these photos don’t scream sex tape, then I don’t know what does! The best photo, besides the one confirming that sheer tops are not the answer (Oh, and the close up of her tonuge!), is the one with her using a can as a penis and Terry appeared to be creeping in the mirror. I’m pretty sure he’s using his iPhone to take these photos, which just screams creep.

Who knows what Miley has in store for us next…maybe she’s appear in playboy with the Hannah Montana wig on or just grow her hair back out. I would prefer the grow the hair out for the sake of my childhood and sanity.