Where’s Britney, Bitch?

After reading a Buzzfeed article about Britney Spears’ whereabouts, I got inspired and decided to make memes that put Britney Spears in random locations. As a lifelong fan of Mz. Britney Spears, it’s my duty to be this extra. I thought this should lighten the mood as #FreeBritney rages on. If you don’t know what’s going on with #FreeBritney, here’s the link for the Twitter hashtag. I’m not going dive into that mess, because it’s a lot to handle and discuss. Let’s have some fun in honor of Britney, bitch!

Where is our Queen?

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Britney Spears was spotted waiting in line for some In-N-Out burgers. Give her MOAR

Brit dared to defy by hanging out with the cast of “Riverdale.” She made them work, bitch.

She was also briefly on “Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. MTV didn’t want a piece of her and let her go.

Brit returned to acting to fill the shoes of Lori Laughlin as Uncle Jesse’s new wife on “Fuller House.” Jesse sought Amy. Spoiler: she isn’t possibly going to jail.

Britney tried to break the ice at a beach vacation. She quickly left after it looked like the second coming of the Fyre Festival.

She helped run one of Donald Trump’s press conference. She was quietly fired for going “Oops! He Did It Again” after every lie.

Recently, Brit was at Coachella to support Ariana Grande. She screamed, she shouted, and she let it all out for Ari, bitch.

But I think WE ALL know where Britney is, bitch. She replaced Victoria Justice on the “VICTORiOUS” reboot. She killed the lights at Hollywood Arts with her talent. ICON.

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11 lyrics that proves Ariana Grande has that BDE

Centuries ago in 2018, our goddess and savior Ariana Grande-Butera invented Big Dick Energy, also know as BDE. BDE isn’t just a mood, it’s a way of life. It is a little-known fact that Ariana Grande has that BDE. She tucks it so she doesn’t offend people. It’s massive. Just ask her BFF Zach Sang. So it’s time that I snatch Buzzfeed’s edges and list the 11 lyrics that prove Ariana has that BDE. Get ready because this list will be having walk “Side to Side” and you will have a baby in you.

A special shout out to Bailey Aleece Miller. She took time out of her schedule of tasting Jelly and being Ariana Grande to help curate this list and come out of retirement. You should follow her on Twitter because it’s a stan’s dream account. But here’s the list:

When that sex is just too good

When you want to break barriers and be a bad bitch

When you want more than just that good D

When you truly don’t give two fucks

When you got that good shit, that made you not quit for hours

When you have a kink, and that kink is bad boys

When your parent’s question your life choices

When you see a hot outfit that makes your ass look good

When your bae is being an ass

When you flaunt what your momma gave you and don’t care

When you see a man you want

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Where in The World is Kellyanne Conway? Game: The 2nd Coming

Back in March 2017, I took an idea from “Saturday Night Live” and turned it into a full-fledged game. I thought it was time to revisit that because while I don’t miss seeing Kellyanne Conway on TV, she was less creepy than who we have now. Stephen Miller is like a gremlin that the gremlins didn’t even want.

Where in The World is Kellyanne Conway?

Based off of the “Saturday Night Live” skit, it’s like “Where’s Waldo?” but with everyone favorite media mainstay of the Trump Administration. Try your luck to see if you can find Ms. Conway. Make sure you let me know your thoughts on in the comments below. If you like this, then I’ll make more of it.

I had more fun with this one. I also reposted the original game with it. It is the second coming of Kellyanne Conway.

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Hey Riverdale, I want to play a game…

Listen up bitches, this just got a little bit interesting. When we last left the town with pep, all hell has broken loose thanks in part to the 2018 DILF of the year Hiram Lodge. Hiram is the only one pulling the strings anymore. I want to play a game.

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Here’s the game and it’s a pretty easy one to follow. This game isn’t like that horrid game going around town right now. It’s just an easy game of bingo. Any time an event happens, just mark off one of the spaces. Easy enough, right? I’ll even give you the square about visiting Pop’s right off the bat. It’s not a trip to Riverdale without getting a burger from Pop’s right? Here’s the board and the time is now. Let’s turn the chaos into a fun time.

Now don’t you fret, this won’t be the last you hear from me today. Did you think you could have a party without Me? I’m always around when you least expect it. Remember, if you breathe it’s because I give you air.