Top 5ive: Lindsay Lohan Singles

I don’t know about you but I have been straight up LIVING for Lindsay Lohan’s newest TV venture called “Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club” I’m all for boss LiLo. She literally takes no prisons in the show and who can blame her. It’s her name, and her brand. I would be doing that same thing. In honor of this, I thought it would be fitting to countdown her biggest singles.

Of course I want my own show LiLo.

“Bossy”

While this wasn’t an official single, it was slated to be the newest single off of her never-released third album. This song is a sleeper bop. It’s not as catchy as her previous song but it was still something that you can jam out to because it has a dance beat. It was released in 2008, it didn’t get the attention it deserves until MTV pulled it out of its life of obscurity. It’s now theme song for “Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club.” That’s because she’s now a boss bitch. It’s about time that “Bossy” gets into that limelight.

“Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)”

Honestly, This is my favorite song that she has done just because it’s just so raw and emotional. It came off of her second album “A Little More Personal (Raw)” and it was her ode to daddy issues. It was an open letter to her father, Michael, and was just her way to express her feeling. The raspy vocals with the rock feel of the song are so good. Lindsay even directed the video, which was just even better because it was raw, emotional, and just disturbing. I recommend watching the video if you haven’t already.

“Over”

This is a deep cut song off of her first album “Speak.” Sure, it was a single but it was just an underrated single. It’s a pop-rock ballad that has opens with a slow and steady beat before kicking into high gear for a power ballad. The video itself tells the story of the so well. Forbidden love, emotional baggage, and the stereotypical early 2000s garage band singling in the song. I remember thinking that this was scandalous at the time due to the scenes in the camper. sigh. If that camper could talk.

“Rumors”

Lindsay’s first single is probably her most famous and the most relatable until “Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father).” It’s a forgot gem unless you stan Lindsay or was around during this time. The song is all about her relationship with the paparazzi and how everyone was trying to start rumors about her. It was the literal precursor to Miley Cyrus’ “Can’t Be Tamed.” I honestly forgot how much of a banger this song was until I turned it up and got down to it. Like, it’s everything.

Honorable Mention

“Drama Girl (That Girl)”

While we can all agree that the movie, “Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen,” was a dumpster fire train wreck of crap. The song from the song is actually a bop. It’s probably the best part of the entire movie. The song was the final song in the movie was the big final number the movie’s musical portion. The video itself is your standard promotional music video for a movie. It has Lindsay performing in an audition while clips from the movie play in the background. Not iconic to make the list official but something that shouldn’t be totally overlooked

“Ultimate”

While this isn’t an official single and apart of her solo discography, this is probably her best known and loved song. It from her hit 2003 movie “Freaky Friday,” a remake of a Disney movie that came out in 1976. It’s our first glance at the fact that Lindsay had some pipes on her. Before this, she was there but lost in the crowd of her peers. This movie and song are what really pushed Lindsay Lohan into stardom. Without, we wouldn’t be blessed with her talents like we are today.

I highly recommend checking out Lindsay Lohan’s albums because they aren’t all that bad. In fact, I wish we will get more music from her. I need more Lindsay’s music. Also, I need more of that iconic dance that she was doing at her club.

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Lindsay Lohan spreads democracy on her new MTV reality show

Lindsay Lohan gets a new reality show that is so fetch

Lindsay Lohan is taking a break from being a Diplomat and Social Justice Warrior to spread democracy on a much big scale. She going to MTV. Yep, that’s right. Lindsay is getting her reality show. And no, it’s not a “Living Lohan” spin-off. That show was life. ugh. It ended way too soon.

The 32-year-old jack of all trades’ show, tentatively entitled “Lohan Beach Club,” will show off Lindsay new life in Greece as she is building her own empire. That’s right. The Kardashian’s are quaking in their designer shoes. Kris Jenner is on the phone with Seacrest trying to get this ish taken care of. I can feel their world falling from across the country. 

In case you didn’t know, because I didn’t, Lindsay has successfully opened up two business in the country. She opened Lohan Nightclub in Athens (you can bet that Lindsay can create a kickass nightclub) and Lohan Beach House is Rhodes. The show will follow her as she opens what seems to be a seaside resort. The newest Lohan business adventure is to have a restaurant and a nightclub. Linsday is creating a real-life version of “Mamma Mia!.” She is Meryl Streep, of course. If there aren’t multiple musical numbers based on her failed attempts at launching a music career, I will be LIVID. I want greek villagers singing and dancing “Drama Queen.” Hell, give Ali Lohan a chance to perform a cabaret version of “Lohan Holiday.” I really want that. 

There’s no premiere date for the project but it’s scheduled to be released in 2019. This is really happening.

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We would rather read than listen to Body Language

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So if you look at the banner, you are probably confused on who the person is. It’s probably because she got enough plastic surgery to make people believe her face was mangled in a horrific fight against a car and a bear on steroid. Well this is a review of the song “Body Language” that came out in 2007 performed by this reality star who that Farrah Abraham has modeled her career after (including the botched plastic surgery). So here is the “official” video for the song that will reveal who the hell this is:

That is right! It’s Heidi Montag pretending that she can sing. Now the song has a good beat that make you believe that song might even be good then she opened her mouth and it became a huge crap fest. Her voice is overly autotuned. The lyrics sound like she likes a good romp in the dungeon if you get what I mean, and the best part of it is that Spencer “I’m a douchebag with a bunch crystals” Pratt rapping on it like he is the only rapper that was available that day. He rap felt like he got his rapping degree not from Dr. Dre but rather Dr. Whitest boy in the room.

Overall, the song is horrible but compared to her other work (yes, there is more and don’t worry, we’ll review that stuff too!). Plain and simple: The bitch sucks.

Rating: 1 crystal out of 5

 

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Bands that we would love to make a reunion

Pop Project blog banner purple pinkIn honor of the reformation of S Club 7, we decided to make a list of bands that we would kill to have reform and make a better comeback than what S Club did. So let us get it started with the bands we want to get back together.

Jump5

Jump5 was a band that made Christian Pop music cool again. Yep, that’s right! When we were listening to “Spinning’ Around,” we were rockin’ out to Christian music. Then their music slowly moved towards more mainstream Pop music and they became the Disney Channel go-to band as they were on “Disneymania” not once but twice (Hawaiian Rollercoaster ride is our personal fave btw). Their dance moves were on-spot and then they even did their own stunts.  They did a brief reunion as all 5 original members got together and reenacted their major hit.


 

A-Teens

A-Teens were the coolest swedish teens during the late 90’s and most of the 2000’s. They bursted onto the scene with their europop version of AᗺBA songs. Then when they started to make their own music, we began to see just how talented they are. They had catchy music (“Upside Down” and “Floorfiller” is still our jams) and they were extremely good at dancing. It didn’t hurt that they toured with Britney Spears. It’s been rumored that they would be reuniting soon, since all of their solo careers sunk like the Titanic. Hopefully these rumors are true because it would have us over the moon.


 

ATC

A lesser known band but ATC, also known as A Touch of Class, was a band that was ahead of their time….well, kinda. They were pretty much a rip-off of the Swedish band Ace of Base. Their music was catchy and they could dance…kinda. They were pretty much just a bunch of pretty faces that kinda sing t it’s all good because we can cover up it up with their sick beats. They even followed the pop status quo of the early 2000’s by having the guys in the group not sing very often in the songs. The band is a one hit wonder but we still love them and hope that they can bring their pretty faces together for one more album.


 

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Give us a new album and tour and we’ll be happy campers.


 

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