Gaga wasn’t a Perfect Illusion, Gaga slayed

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For the first time in months, Americans came together to see if the New England Patriots would lose to the Atlanta Falcons in the showcase of champions. Besides the disappointment of another Patriots win, Americans also came together to witness a spectacle like no other-a Lady Gaga performance.

Now, when I heard that Lady Gaga would be performing-I was very skeptical because ever since Artpop, her stock has been down. Boy, was I wrong. This halftime performance was the best halftime show we have seen in years. There was so much in there that reminded us why we love Mother Monster.

The show started off with her singing a Medley to America from on top of the dome. Then she literally jumps off and down to the stage. Who does that? She makes it to her platform above the monsters to start with “Pokerface.” She gives everyone a minor heart attack as she performs flips and tricks. After she stops trying to kill everyone, she reaches the stage to sing “Born this Way.” She then goes into “Telephone,” which send everyone into another heart attack because we were all wondering if the mother of the holy trinity, Beyoncé, would be joining her. Alas, we were left just in awe because a grown man is literally carrying her like she was piece of wood, instead of precious cargo. One bad move and there are parts of Lady Gaga on the 20 yard line. I hope he doesn’t carry a child like that.

After some weird dancing, because it’s not a Lady Gaga performance without something weird in it, Gaga reveals her hidden talent of playing the Keytar, a keyboard that is shaped like a guitar, and sings “Just Dance.” She then runs off to her piano and performs “Million Reasons” and gives a shout to her parents and asks the world if they would like to joy her in being happy. This is when fire explodes and the Gaga we all know and love comes out-yelling Gaga. Her last song is “Bad Romance.” She ends her performance by doing an epic mic drop and then catching a football and jumping to the crowd.

We could sit here all night and try to find the secret meanings behind it. But I’m not here to do that, I believe we should just look at it as Entertainment. The show was amazing. The lighting was on fleek. The crowd was involved with the lighting and it made it feel like a concert and not a halftime show. The performance that Lady Gaga put on was very fitting of the Super Bowl. Literally, I was in awe the entire time. I also want a gif of Lady Gaga’s mic drop.

Here’s the performance for your enjoyment:

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Pop Project Explains: Football

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Welcome to another exciting edition of “Pop Project Explains.” In case you are new, this is where I explain things to help clear up any confusion there is in the world. On this week edition, I will be explaining the basics of the game of football. This is for American football. This is here to help people attending Super Bowl parties and asking questions that will be annoying to the people who know what’s going on. This is to prevent any deaths, breakups, or murders that will result of asking questions during the game-yes, these things actually occur during the Super Bowl. Americans take their football games very seriously, especially when it comes to the Super Bowl. Don’t get inbetween Americans and football.

So what is the game of Football? It’s pretty much a bunch of men in tight protective gear hitting and rolling around with each other in order to move a ball up the oppositions side of the field to score points. The team that scores the most point in four quarters, will win the game. Sounds simple right? Well it’s get more confusing from there.

Each game begins with a coin toss that is overly produced at the start of the game. While it’s important to the overall game, it’s really unnecessary to air it. The visiting team is the one that will call either “heads” or “tails.” The winner of the toss decides what they want to do during kickoff. Kickoff literally kicks off the game. A team can either kick the ball to the other team, or have the other team kick it to them. This also set which set of players play first.There are two set of players on the field: Defense and Offense. Defense is trying to prevent the scoring of points. Offense is trying to score.

Offense tries to score using either by throwing the ball, called passing play, or running the ball, called rushing play. The offense has four plays, is it called downs, to advance to the defense’s goal. If the offense gains 10 yards, then the downs start over again. If the offense reaches fourth down, then they will punt the ball to defense that will cause them to have a longer ways to score when they switch to offense. The offense can also attempt to kick a field goal, if they are in range, which will give them a three points.  If they score a touchdown, then that will give them six points. After that, the special teams players come out. They deal with punts and field goals. Special teams can either score a field goal for an extra point (yes, this one is less than other field goal. It doesn’t make any sense, just go with it) or the offense can do another pass or rushing play to score two more points, called a two point conversion, because they are greedy bastards. Two point conversions hardly ever work unless you are playing Madden.

While this goes on, the defense is trying to prevent the offense from moving up the field. They either tackle the person with the ball, try to take possession of the ball by causing them to drop the ball, called a fumble, or catching it, called an interception. If they succeed, then the defense become the offense. The defense also has a special teams. The defense’s special teams main job is to look like utter jackasses and try to stop the kick by either jumping up in the air to block it, or charge at the kicker. It really doesn’t make any sense. Just remember to just go with it. Oh, if the offense does a fake out, remember to massive freak out like it’s the best thing you have ever seen.

This continues the entire game. There’s a break in-between the second and third quarters called halftime. This is a big deal during the Super Bowl, but during regular season it’s just a stupid waste of time. Literally, they just go over other games that you obviously don’t care about because you aren’t watching them to begin with. I’m not going to explain penalties because the referees will turn on their mics and say it. There’s also too many because you can never have too many penalties. I’m also not going to go over why the referees have letters on their shirts because I frankly don’t know and I’m pretty sure that the no one knows as well.

That’s pretty much it. Like I said, this was the basics. It’s enough to save some lives. Just remember to go with the flow and you’ll survive. If you have questions, make sure that it’s a damn good one. Don’t ask it during anything happening during the game. Wait until break.

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Top 5ive: Super Bowl Commercials

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Remember when it was a big deal to have a Super Bowl Commercial? Don’t get me wrong, it’s still a big deal. But with most of the ads premiering before the event, there’s not really a point to watch the ads. But there was some all time classics ones. So here’s my Top 5ive Super Bowl Commercials. They are some of the best. So here we go!!!

5. Snicker’s ad with Betty White

It’s an ad with Betty White in it. Betty White is funny as hell. It’s Betty White playing football and making dirty jokes. She hasn’t lost it and it’s because of this ad that she hosted SNL and stayed.

4. “Mean Joe Greene Coco Cola” Featuring Mean Joe Greene

This commercial is literal pop culture. So many people and such have parodied it. It’s literally iconic…and raises so many questions. Like was it really an even trade? A bottle of coke for a jersey that’s worth more? How did that child get that close without security? And why would you drink Coke after a game?

3. “Joy of Pepsi” featuring Britney Spears

This commercial is very iconic. It’s reminisce of the time period, late 90’s to early 00’s. It’s Britney at her best and was catchy af. It was literally the greatest thing if you were a pre-teen or teenager. Who doesn’t have the chorus stuck in their head? It’s the best.

2. “We Will Rock You” featuring Britney Spears, Beyoncé,P!nk, and Enrique Iglesias

This was everything. It was the three biggest stars of the time and they were singing all together. It’s the only time that Beyoncé and Britney sing together. It’s also the last time Enrique Iglesias was relevant.

1. “What your man could smell like” Old Spice body wash

This ad is extremely cleverly written and funny. It’s pretty much tell women to dump their men because they don’t smell like a real man. It even got women’s attention because it has an attractive male telling them that if they bought the body wash, their man can be as study as him. Sure, it probably would get a lot of flack now but it’s an advertising masterpiece. It just gets stuck in your head and make you want Old Spice Body Wash. Mainly because you wanted to be “real man.” Who doesn’t want to be a real man?

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NFL Halftime show is GAGA

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Lady Gaga has came out of the shadows recently to released her newest single “Perfect Illusion” and to announce that she will be the halftime performance at the next Super Bowl LI in February 2017. Like everyone else, this was my reactions:

Luckily for you, I will tell you more. Gaga has been planning her performance since she was 4 years-old. That means that she has been writing her music at an early age. This is very creepy when you think about some of the subject matters in her songs like a disco stick. You’re welcome for the picture of a 4 year-old writing and thinking about a disco stick. Gaga also told Fox Sports that she’ll be bring people together on that night:

“That night, it will be special. For me it’s all about giving to the fans and bringing people together that wouldn’t normally come together. The thing is it’s such a big world stage in terms of how many people see it and it’s been done so many times, I think the challenge is to look at it and say, what can I do differently? How can I elevate certain little things here and there and also make it about the music?”

Music makes the people come together. That songs like something that should be in a song hmmm. I wish Lady Gaga the best of luck with her performance and hope that it won’t be a Perfect Illusion like her career after she released “Born This Way.”

 

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