Oh my lucky stars! It’s actresses that aren’t known for singing

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In the world of hollywood these days, it’s extremely common for celebrities to be able to do multiple skills (i.e. Sing/Dance, Sing/Dance/Act). Well sometimes actresses think they are the next “J-Lo” and then their singing careers just don’t take off. We’ve compiled a list of actresses that aren’t know for their singing careers. Here a few that made us cringe or just are overshadowed by something they did.

Victoria Justice

Everyone remembers Victoria Justice, or Vicky J as we call her, as the star of the hit Nickelodeon show “VICTORiOUS”. After rumors spread that she ended the show because she wanted her own solo tour instead of a cast tour, Victoria took a break from acting to focus on her “music” (aka do nothing because it never seems like anyone who says they are going to focus on music does a lot).  Vicky J is also the rumored bully of the second coming of Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande. So I think the fans of the world finds the irony in the fact that Ariana has a hit album and Vicky J has…well a song that went Gold with Zumba. Either way, Vicky J is now one of the actresses that doesn’t have a successful singing career…or even a successful acting career either at this point. She’s just getting her Zumba on and no one really cares. Hey Vicky J, say hi to Ariana Grande as she’s on tour with a hit album that actually didn’t go gold…but rather Platinum.

Emily Osment

You remember her as Hannah Montana’s best friend that really couldn’t sing but then magically could in the series finale as she sang subconsciously with Miley “I’m secretly learning how to twerk behind my daddy’s back” Cyrus. This, along with Disney needing to fill their quota of Disney stars that could sing, proceed to have Emily Osment think that she could have a singing career. Granted, Emily does have a good voice, probably a little better than the 2010s Disney Queen Miley and probably could have had the career that Miley has had, minus the foam finger and twerk all up on Beetlejuice part. But she probably turned may people off when she told them “Let’s be friends so we can make out” in song off of her début album. Emily, you’re pretty but that’s just too forward for people but I give you props for telling them your intentions right out of the gate.

Miranda Cosgrove

Miranda Cosgrove is a victim….a victim of the war between Nickelodeon and Disney Channel and we are a victim of having to hear her sing. Miranda was the star of one of the first breakout shows of the late 2000’s Nickelodeon boom, iCarly,  and was up against Disney’s powerhouse show, Hannah Montana. They decided that “Hey, Miranda can carry a tune! Let’s get her to sing a song or three on the iCarly soundtrack” and that’s how her first single “About You Now” was released. Slowly as time grew on, Miranda thought she could sing and she even released her own album and went on tour when we all really wished that she could stop.  Nowadays, Miranda isn’t acting that much but she is working on her second album…let’s hold in our excitement. Especially after she released this on her YouTube Channel:

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff really isn’t that great of a singer! There, I said it! Hilary was the face of the Disney Channel for 65 episodes, the Disney standard for the early 2000s, of her show “Lizze McGuire”  where we learned that Hilary had a voice…a voice that sounded like she was talking but talking to a jaunty tune.  Disney jumped on this and began their “pimping”  their stars and signed Hilary to their record company, Hollywood Records (she’s still with them too!) and she’s been poppin’ out albums (and the occasionally baby) ever since even though the first one was probably enough.  Don’t get me wrong, Hilary a better singer than most of the Disney stars that came after her but she really should have only released one album. She’s more of a one album joy instead of a 5 album and two compilation albums joy. Don’t quit your day job, Hilary.

Kim Kardashian

This is pretty much self-explanatory. Kim Kardashian released her one, and thankfully only song, for the children. Too bad those children will be scared for life after listening to that song because frankly, it will leave someone begging for their lives. Like most venereal diseases, the song is catchy. It’s three words chorus, which is a lot for her, and will leave you going “Turn me up, Turn Me up” all day to the point where you will want to stab your vocal cords. Like her marriage to Kris Humphries, her singing career ended as quickly as it started. Now if only her family will disappear from our television sets.

Heidi Montag

Oh dear, the one we wish would stop singing. Heidi Montag and her crystal obsessed Husband, Spencer Pratt, having been plaguing our television since the monster known as “Speidi” appeared on “The Hills”. It was only a matter of time before the hated couple (they are more hated than the Kardashians) decided that they were going to try to capitalize on their “success”. Their version of this is by making Heidi think she can sing.  And if seeing them every week wasn’t torture enough, they were going to make us listen to her sing as well. Heidi’s début album “Superficial”, such a fitting name for it too, was……well, Kim Kardashian’s album would have been better, even if she was saying the same three words every moment of ever day. It’s literally the worst album in the history of civilization. Luckily for us, Heidi is working on a follow-up…….yay. If there is one album I could live without, it’s the follow up to her. Nope, I lied. It would be a tie between her first album and then this second album.  But I would like to thank Miss Heidi Montag for scaring me for life with her music like she scared up after her massive amounts of plastic surgeries.

Paris Hilton

This, again, is pretty much self-explanatory. The Heiress extraordinaire Paris Hilton has made a name for self by just being herself….and by releasing a sex tape. The Simple Life star also decided that she could sing and wanted to share it with the world. She taught us so much information in her first album.  She taught us that no only are the stars blind but they are also deaf, that Nothing in the World will stop her from hitting on a teenager and making him feel alright in a music video, and that auto tuning can’t fix everything.  Maybe her album is the reason Tinkerbell is no longer with us? Then she sang her theme song for her show chronicling her never-ending search for a BFF. And who could forget her presidential theme song (HILTON 2016):

Bella Thorne

Don’t know who this is? Don’t worry, you aren’t missing out.  Bella Thorne was on a little Disney Channel gem called ‘Shake it Up” and that show pretty much sucked. It wasn’t as bad a A.N.T. Farm but it still sucked. Like all the Disney Darling’s before her, Disney decided to “pimp out” both her and co-star Zendaya for all the money they are worth. Bella’s music wasn’t as beautiful as her name is in Italian and Spanish. Her only “hit” was kinda like Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” but it was stupid and sucked more than Heidi Montag’s liposuction did.  They even tried to mash-up with Zendaya’s real hit song but that just sounded awkward so Disney thought, “Hey, Let’s just let her record another song”. Sadly, the song sucked worse and made millions of people HATE her even more.  It took Disney at least until the end of “Shake it Up” to realize that they shouldn’t have Bella sing so they stopped giving all the attention to her and focused on Zendaya, who actually better way better than Bella.  Bella Thorne, and Heidi Montag, is the reason not everyone should be made to believe they can sing.

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Pop Project Featured Artist: Ariana Grande

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Ah yes…Let us discuss one of my favorite people in the world (aside from Demi that is)…Ariana Grande. If you have not yet heard of this 19, soon to be 20 year old powerhouse of talent, then you’ve probably been living under a rock.

Ariana Grande is a singer/actress best known for her role as the redheaded, very “special”, spunky Cat Valentine on the beloved Nickelodeon comedy Victorious.  Grande portrayed the role of Cat on the show from 2010 until the show’s abrupt end in early 2013.

Now….Ariana is no one trick pony, and neither is her hair. She ditches the red locks when she is not playing Cat, and is hard at work on her music career. Let me tell you…this girl can SING. Think voices of angels, mixed with Mariah Carey, and a dash of fierceness and power of some of the oldschool female “greats” in music…That’s Ariana. Don’t believe me? Check out her Youtube channel, “ohsnapitzari”, and take a listen to some of her covers and acapella work, (her “Emotions” cover anyone? Crazyness,), as well as her recent collaboration with singer Mika.

Ariana has recently released her hit single “The Way” featuring Mac Miller.  The song has routinely been in outstanding standing on the charts, as well as received positive feedback and love from mainstream radio play.  Her debut album, reportedly titled “Daydreamin’” or “Honeymoon Avenue” as of recently, is scheduled to drop in August under Republic Records.

Upcoming appearances include Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on June 14th.  As the “Pop Project Featured Artist of the Week”, you KNOW we love her here, and can’t wait for her upcoming projects. And just between us…let’s just say we think she will make our show even more “popular” in the upcoming season… 😉

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5 Internet fads that proves people are dumb

banner popHave you ever had those moments when you’re searching online and you find something that just makes you want to set fire to your eyes and just hurt the people who created? I know I have so here are my top 5 internet fads that proves people are dumb.

5. Goat Parodies

I’ve spoken about this earlier in my post about them and I think that covers my thought on it very clear but Goar Parodies are still internet fad.

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4. Twerking

Now this was something that originally started way back in the 90s but it didn’t get famous until the 2010s. This dance is a person shaking their hips and bottom in a bouncy up and down motion, causing it to shake in a sexually suggestive twisting fashion. There is like a zillion videos of people, mainly women, twerking. Most recently, Miley Cyrus recorded herself twerking in a unicorn suit.

These videos…..yeah….they just need to stop. They aren’t even anything interesting. It just people shaking their butts and they are just a waste of space on-line.

Justin Bieber goes coning for Ryan Seacrest

3. Coning

This one is just a waste of a perfectly good ice cream cone. Here, you order an ice cream cone, usually via the drive thru, and instead of grabbing it at the cone part-you grab it at the very top so that the ice cream gets all over your hand and the poor person that happened to be working and handing you this ice cream cone. Why in the world would you spend money on something that you don’t really plan on enjoying. It’s like getting a puppy but instead of taking it home with you, you leave it at your parent’s home. You don’t get to fully enjoy the puppy and it’s just a waste of money.

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2. Harlem Shake

This is literally the most pointless dance videos in the history of the world. In this video, you have one person dance (usually humping the air) and then, a bunch of people join in and do The Bernie or some random dance moves for the rest of the video. Once you watch it, you will want to get those precious moments of your life back. The only version that I openly support is the one by the Backstreet Boys. Theres is them actually dancing and there is a dance routine.

Also, the song is a horrible song. It’s the same beat over and over. Did you also know that the first line is “Con los terroristas”, which is spanish for “With the terrorists”. So pretty much telling you to dance with the terrorists. I could go into that but I’ll leave that for Sarah Palin.

1. Planking

This is pretty much is the stupidest fad that has been made. You lay down on something with your face down with both hands touching the sides of the body. It’s pretty much like the Dead Man’s Float but minus the pool. It has no purpose to it. At least with the other fads, there was a purpose to it.  This one, it’s just laying on something. People even make it dangerous by planking top of walls and you would fall and break something.

 

 

Got an internet fad that you just hate or just wanna share your input on the ones mention above? Leave them in a common below!

Psy releases new single

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He’s back and he’s ready to prove once and for all that “Gangnam Style” wasn’t his only hit in the US. That’s right, Psy has released his next single and it’s called “Gentleman”. Here is the song:

This song is pretty much Psy getting a nice club beat and adding words to it, which explains why I wanted to hit myself in the face two minutes into it because the beat was driving me cray-cray. The song does stick to the K-Pop and J-Pop formula of a danceable beat, catchy lyrics (I’m not honestly sure if they are catchy because I don’t speak korean but I will just say they are), with a hint of english.But that still doesn’t mean that it is an awesome song. The song would be somewhat fine (okay, it would still not be good) if the beat was so goddamn annoying.

What worked for the song? Well, not a lot. The only thing I like about the song is how they used mother father instead of mother f******.  I will admit that it was extremely clever and that I’m pissed that I didn’t think of it first. Who would have though to say “I’m a mother father princess” instead of “I’m a mother freaking’ or mother f-ing’ princess” (Shout out to Avril Lavigne!)??

Overall, if you are looking for a song to dance to and you’re drunk then this song is pretty much for you. But if you are looking for “Gangnam Style 2.0”, then you will be sadly and greatly disappointed.

Rating: 2 oppas out of 5

 

Got your own opinion on this song and you just want to share it with the world? Leave in it a comment below!